22 May 2018


My youngest brother in law Ratan Pani, fondly called Tinchudu expired last night after a massive heart attack, he was 49 years.He was the editor of Indian Express Sambalpur Zone.A very helpful person with excellent sense of humor.Out of four brother he was the youngest.He lost his elder brother few months back.He has donated his body to VSSMedical college, Burla.

21 May 2018


Doctor Pratap a busy practitioner was approached by a medical representative (MR) to prescribe certain product, which had a gift after three months. It was a protein powder used as a tonic for weak pateients.Pratap tried to prescribe as many as possible for his patients whether required or not. After completion of four months doctor was waiting for the gift. One day Pratap observed that his friend Mohan was coming in a red colored new Kinetic scooter. Doctor Pratap was surprised to see the new scooter with a miser friend, who till then was coming to his clinic in a fourteen year old bike!
“How much it cost you”?
“Forty five” he said.
“Nice colour, milage?”
When the same MR came to doctor Pratap, he confronted him and reminded him about the gift.
“But, sir you have not prescribed a single one?”
Doctor did not argue with the MR and kept quite.
Next day Pratap went to the medicine shop where that product was available. He checked with the pharmacist who said “he was asked to write the doctor’s name as ‘Mohan’ in all the receipt by the said doctor, he was a relative of mine, you see”. That was the last time Pratap prescribed any product keeping in mind of a gift!

19 May 2018



The nutritional values of all the eggs now available in the market are not the same. In our Indian market eggs are kept in open spaces hence degrade fast. The eggs kept out side in open spaces in bright sunlight lose the protein fast. Next time you buy eggs see to it that they are fresh. Keeping old eggs in your fritz does not make them fresh! Boiled eggs are always better than fried eggs or omelette. We produce cholesterol in our body irrespective of how much you eat. Do not blame eggs for your cholesterol. Senior citizen must consume at least three eggs a week if they are not taking mutton, chicken or fish. One egg has only 75 calories but 7 grams of high-quality protein, 5 grams of fat, and 1.6 grams of saturated fat, along with iron, vitamins, minerals, and carotenoids. The egg is a powerhouse of disease-fighting nutrients like lutein and zeaxanthin. It’s your drinking habits and snacks in club and bar which is responsible for your bad lipid profile not eggs!Earlier doctors used to frightened their patients with the hazards of eating eggs now they say just the opposit.

Sanjoy Kumar Satpathy


Why no topper ever said in any interviews that he or she would be the CM of his state or a politician? Because it’s very difficult and need lots of intelligence and presence of mind. Similarly no one says he would be a poet or a writer?
Those people who are shouting and criticizing the politicians are to be blamed first, because these politicians are selected through secret ballot by the people of the state and country. These horses were sent to assembly and parliament by the people not by auction. Hence the so called horse trading is an indirect insult to the people of India. Intellectuals please stop grumbling about the SC verdicts and politician but keep quiet and watch the race. It’s a political game, enjoy it and do not get too much involved in it and invite stress related diseases.
Just think if BJP loses the vote today you will get few lakhs as bet or become a BR?There was a black and white Hindi film by I.S.Johar “Hum Sob Chor Hein”

18 May 2018


1. Do not panicky.
2. Do not carry any weight.
3. Do not climb Staircase
4. Do not get angry
5. Call someone to take to a hospital.
6. Do not think it’s gastric.
7. Dissolve two dispirin tablets in a cup of water and drink it. (Always keep dispirin handy)
8. Laydown flat on a floor or bed or sofa
9. do not run or walk long distance, ask for wheel chair
10. Always keep a micro photocopy of your mediclaim card in your purse.
11. If you carry tab sorbitrate then keep 5mg under your tongue.
* Now a day young people (28—35) are getting heart attack. It’s your heart you may follow your own guide lines if you so like.  Risk of getting a heart attack are many but some are cited for you—extreme cold weather, ice water bath, stress, uncontrolled blood pressure, diabetes, previous history of heart attack and family history of sudden death.

17 May 2018


Def: Continued excessive or compulsive use of alcoholic drinks.
But in our society even drinking once in a year is labeled as a ‘ମଦତି’, মাতাল, and alcoholic? Following are the types of drinkers as observed by the author.
1.  Those people when drinks when available free and wife is not around him!
2.  They drink along with a friend who provides him with free food and drinks.
3.  They drink everyday and spoil their liver and pancreas.

    4. They have a desire to drink but fear of wife makes them
                      behave like teetotaler.
    5. No problem, both wife and husband drink together at
       Home or Club. (Living together or working
         Couple, recent phenomenon)
   6. Retired drinkers: Now they are vegetarian and teetotaler
       after stents and bypass surgery or cancer?
If you know about another type, you are welcome to add.

10 May 2018


                                            09-05-2018 Bhanja KalaMandap--Bhubaneswar
                                                  Prod MonojDas was the chief speaker. 

09 May 2018


ଦେଖାଇବା ପ୍ରକୃତି :
କିଏ କିଏ କୁହନ୍ତି ପ୍ରାଏ ଅଧିକାଂଶ ସୁନ୍ଦରୀ ସ୍ତ୍ରୀଲୋକ ଅଙ୍ଗଦେଖାଇବାପାଇଁ ଭଲ ପାଆନ୍ତି | ଗହଣା ବିଜ୍ଞାପନରେ ଯଦି  ପୁରୁଷଙ୍କ ଫଟୋଦିଆଯିବ ତାହେଲେ ? ମଡେଲମାନଙ୍କର ଜଙ୍ଘ ଶରୀରର ଅନ୍ୟାନ୍ୟ  ଅଂଶ ଦେଖି ଦେଖି ଖୁସିବି ଲାଗୁଚି ବିରକ୍ତି ଭାବ  ମଧ୍ୟ ଆସିଗଲାଣି|ବଳତ୍କାର ବଢିବାର କାରଣ ହୁଏତ ଏହିଉଲଙ୍ଘନ ଛବି ସିନେମା ଦାୟୀ ନୁଁହେତ ? କିଏ କହିବ ?ଯିଏ କହିଲା ଧମକ ପାଇବ, ନହଲେ ମାଡ଼ ଖାଇବ |ସେହିଡରରେ ବୁଦ୍ଧିଜୀବୀମାନେ ଚୁପ ରହୁଚନ୍ତି ପୁରସ୍କାର ଚାଲିଯିବା ଡରରେଆଜିକାଲିଯୁଗରେ ସ୍ତ୍ରୀଲୋକଙ୍କ ବିପକ୍ଷରେ କିଛିକହିଲେ ମଲ, ସୌନ୍ଦର୍ଯ୍ୟ ଉପଭୋଗ କର ଆଉ 'ମୋରାଳୀଟି ଠାକୁରଘର' ଭିତରେ  ଛାଡି ବାହାରକୁ  ଯାଓ |ଏପରିକି ପ୍ରଧାନମନ୍ତ୍ରୀ ମଧ୍ୟ  ଭୋଟ ଡରରେ ଆଗରେ ଜଙ୍ଘ ଦେଖାଇ ବସିଥିବା ସ୍ତ୍ରୀଲୋକଟିକୁ ପଦେ କହିପାରିଲେ ନାହିଁ ?
                      ମୋର ଜଣେ  ବନ୍ଧୁ କହିଲେ "ଦେଖେଇବା ଲୋକର କିଛି ଭୁଲ ନାହିଁ,  ତୋଭଳି ଦେଖିବାଲୋକର ଭୁଲ" !ମୁଁ ଚୁପରହିଲି ନିଜକୁ ସୁଧାରିବାର ଚେଷ୍ଟାରେ ଅଚ୍ଛି, ଦେଖାଯାଉ କେତେଦୂର ପାରୁଛି ଏହି 'ଏକ୍ସପେରିମେଣ୍ଟ ଊଇଥ ଟ୍ରୁର୍ଥ 'କୁ ନେଇ ?

(ଏହାଏକ ରମ୍ୟରଚନା)

08 May 2018


                                      A highly qualified relative of mine drawing a good amount of pension money after retirement wanted some dwarf varieties of fruit bearing plants at Bhubaneswar. He has no bad habits but to please his wife he ordered for ‘plantain/banana seeds from a reputed American company.
                                       His wife leaked this news to me. “For each seed germinating you would get hundred rupees from me” I said.
                                        He prepared a pot with outmost care with cow dung and good river bed soil and implanted those seeds on 1st of April -2018.He would sprinkle water and covered the pot with a net and watched every day morning for the dwarf seeds to germinate.
He did not lose heart and planted rest of the seeds on 1st May. He is still hopeful the seeds may germinate. Earlier he has tried with dwarf orange seed without success. His wife is fond of banana fruits but alas nobody knows whether he would be able to present his wife with some dwarf fruits during this life or next birth?
When confronted he said “These are experiments, you see, some succeed others fail, that’s science! There is no harm in trying”.
Sanjoy Kumar Satpathy


ସମସ୍ତଙ୍କୁ ବଲ ଦିଅ ?
ବହୁତ ଦିନ ତଳର କଥା,ଯିଏ ମୋତେ କହିଥିଲେ ସିଏ ୨୪ ବର୍ଷ ହେଲା ନାହାନ୍ତି  |  ବାରିପଦା  ଫୂଟବଲ ପଡିଆରେ ମୁଖ୍ୟ ଅତିଥିଭାବରେ  ଜଣେ ନୂଆ ନୂଆ ହୋଇଥିବା  ମନ୍ତ୍ରୀ ମୁଖ୍ୟ ଅତିଥିଭାବରେ ଆସିଥିଲେ |  ଖେଳ  ଶେଷ ହବାପରେ ମୁଖ୍ୟ ଅତିଥିକାନ୍ଦି କାନ୍ଦି କହିଥିଲେ ମୟୁରଭଞଜିଆ ଭାଷାରେ " ଆମର ଦେଶଟାକି ଏଡେ ଗରିବ ଯେ ଗୋଟେ ବଲ୍ଲ ପଛରେ ୨୨ ଜଣ ଦୌଡ଼ିବେନ   | ଲୋକସଭାରେ କହି  ସମସ୍ତଙ୍କୁ ଗୋଟାଏ ଗୋଟାଏ ବଲ୍ଲଦେବା ?"

"ଆଜି ଏହି ଫୋଟୋଟିକୁ ଦେଖି ଲାଗିଲା 'ତାଙ୍କର ବିଲ୍ଲ ଟା ବୋଧ ହୁଏ ପାସ  ହୋଇଗଲା କି?"