07 August 2007

Experimental advice

Every other day a report is published in the medical journal as well as in daily news paper that this is good and that is bad. Do this or take this or drink that and live free from disease and live for hundred of years!! Like astrology and palmistry people are there who take these advices religiously. Here are some of them.

1. Coffee is good for the brain,

prevents Alzheimer’s disease,

prevents diabetes,

good for diabetes patients

good for heart.

2. Coffee is bad for the heart,

Causes acidity

3. Tea is good:

Green tea is good for heart

Black tea is also good for the heart

Good for asthmatics

4. Garlic is good.

5. Onion is good.

6. Green vegetables are good.

7. Red meat is bad but good for cardiomyopathy patients.

6. Sex is good for heart.

7. Exercise is good for the heart.

8. Tomato is good for the heart and prevents cancer.

9. Red meat causes cancer colon.

10. Dry fruits are good for every one.

11.Wine is good for the body.

12.Red wine is good for longevity.

13.Beer is also good.

14.One or two pegs of good whiskey is good for the heart patients.

15.Music is good for brain and heart.

16.Fish and fish oil is good for eyes, heart, brain and longevity.

17.Laughter is good for the heart.

18.Keeping a pet also takes out tension and prevent heart attacks.

19.Taking a nap is good for the brain, increases efficiency in work.

20.Walking 30 minutes a day is good for the body.

21.Milk and milk products are good for the skin.

22.Eggs are good, they don't harm your cholesterol.

23.Having a wife at home and staying together increases your life span.

24.Fresh fruits or juice is as good as wine, good for the heart.

25.Fibers are good for the GI system.

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The list goes on. So friends enjoy life and lay down a good foundation during your younger days. There is no point doing all those which you have never done or taken in your life will make you live for 200 years. As one gets older and older he or she loves to live longer and longer, that’s the natural instinct of human life. All these scientific research can never make a human body last for 200 years. Every one of us has been programmed to last for certain number of years and months so no amount of gadgets and food will make our lives enjoyable and pleasurable. Live with the present and enjoy to the maximum. After all, who has seen tomorrow??

Bye for now.

Sanjoy kumar Satpathy

B/188 sector 18

Rourkela3

03 August 2007

A dog lover




This doctor has a soft corner for all animals but he is not an animal activist.He helps animals in his own way.He stopped killing of dogs in the Hospital campus.All these dogs rush to the car when this doctor comes for duty.Recently he saved one pup which fell in a ditch.He says dogs don't bite people who love them.

Photographed by another animal lover Dr. R N Mohapatra, our neuro-surgeon in IGH.

Be honest and answer these questions:

No hypocrisy please.


1. A stranger asks you for a fifty rupees/one dollar in the street.

A Says no.

B Ask why he wants it...

C Give him one dollar

2. You find a cobra in your bath room at 2am.

A. closes the door and go to bed.

B shout at the top of your voice.

C. try to catch it.

3.You are already late for your work, find an injured person on the pavement



A.Drive on

B.take him to a hospital.

C.inform ambulance and drive on.



4. In a running train you find one huge muscular man molesting a beautiful young lady

(only three of you in that compartment.)



A. pretend as if you have not seen anything



B.Ask the big fellow not to do it.



C.Try to rescue the lady.



5. Your parents have arranged a girl for you.(which one?)



A. Ugly but very rich(only child of her father.)

B. Good looking but from a poor family

C. She is beautiful but has an artificial limb.





THE correct answers are sealed.





Send the answers quickly to sanjoysatpathy@yahoo.com
WHEN A POLITICIAN IS EXPOSED FOR CORRUPTION WHAT DOES HE DO?(this can happen only in india)(MERA DESH MAHAN)
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1. WILL CALL A PRESS MEETING , WHERE HE WILL DENY THE ALLEGATION.

2. TELLS, HE WILL FILE A DEFAMATION SUIT OR GO TO COURT OF LAW (WHICH HE NEVER DOES).

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1. NEXT DAY. HE SAYS "IT'S ALL OPPOSITION CREATION."

HE WAS NOT IN OFFICE DURING THAT TIME.

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3RD DAY. 1. HE DID IT FOR THE PARTY.2. HE IS A REPRESENTATIVE OF PEOPLE OF INDIA

3. HE WILL QUIT IF PROVED IN COURT( NO POLITICIAN HAS BEEN JAILED YET IN INDIA TILL DATE)

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4TH DAY. WILL RESIGN IF HIGH COMMEND ASK HIM TO DO SO.
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5TH DAY. HE IS GIVEN ANOTHER PORTFOLIO.2. CALLS FOR A PRESS CONFERENCE.
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6TH DAY.THERE IS A JOINT PARLIAMENTARY COMMITTEE TO INVESTIGATE AND SUBMIT THE REPORT IN ONE YEAR.

BY THAT TIME THE CORRUPT POLITICIAN HAS JOINED THE PARTY WHICH ASKED HIM TO RESIGN. AS THE PREVIOUS

MINISTRY HAS COLLAPSED AND FRESH ELECTION IS IN THE AIR, BY THAT TIME PEOPLE OF INDIA HAVE FORGOTTEN THE EPISODE AND HE IS ELECTED AGAIN TO BECOME A CENTRAL MINISTER.

02 August 2007

1. A stranger asks you for a fifty rupees/one dollar in the street.

A You say "no".
B Ask why he wants it...
C Give him one dollar.



2. You find a cobra in your bath room at 2am.

A. closes the door and go to bed.
B shout at the top of your voice.
C. try to catch it.

3.You are already late for your work, find an injured person on the pavement.
A.drive on
B.take him to a hospital.
C.inform ambulance and drive on.

4. In a running train you find one huge muscular man molesting a beautiful lady.(only three of you in that compartment.)
A. pretend as if you've not seen anything
B.Ask the big fellow not to do it.
C.Try to rescue the lady.
5. Your parents have arranged a girl for you.(which one will you prefer?)

A. Ugly but very rich(only child of her father.)

B. Good looking but from a poor family

C. She is beautiful but has an artificial limb.





THE correct answers are sealed.





Send the answers quickly to sanjoysatpathy@yahoo.com