03 August 2007

WHEN A POLITICIAN IS EXPOSED FOR CORRUPTION WHAT DOES HE DO?(this can happen only in india)(MERA DESH MAHAN)
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1. WILL CALL A PRESS MEETING , WHERE HE WILL DENY THE ALLEGATION.

2. TELLS, HE WILL FILE A DEFAMATION SUIT OR GO TO COURT OF LAW (WHICH HE NEVER DOES).

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1. NEXT DAY. HE SAYS "IT'S ALL OPPOSITION CREATION."

HE WAS NOT IN OFFICE DURING THAT TIME.

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3RD DAY. 1. HE DID IT FOR THE PARTY.2. HE IS A REPRESENTATIVE OF PEOPLE OF INDIA

3. HE WILL QUIT IF PROVED IN COURT( NO POLITICIAN HAS BEEN JAILED YET IN INDIA TILL DATE)

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4TH DAY. WILL RESIGN IF HIGH COMMEND ASK HIM TO DO SO.
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5TH DAY. HE IS GIVEN ANOTHER PORTFOLIO.2. CALLS FOR A PRESS CONFERENCE.
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6TH DAY.THERE IS A JOINT PARLIAMENTARY COMMITTEE TO INVESTIGATE AND SUBMIT THE REPORT IN ONE YEAR.

BY THAT TIME THE CORRUPT POLITICIAN HAS JOINED THE PARTY WHICH ASKED HIM TO RESIGN. AS THE PREVIOUS

MINISTRY HAS COLLAPSED AND FRESH ELECTION IS IN THE AIR, BY THAT TIME PEOPLE OF INDIA HAVE FORGOTTEN THE EPISODE AND HE IS ELECTED AGAIN TO BECOME A CENTRAL MINISTER.

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