31 October 2011

MADAME TUSSAUDS


A time was there when you see a statue of some one in Madame Tussauds wax museum, you know that he or she is a world figure personality, but alas over the years it has diluted it's importance having different branches all over the world and building statue of dime a dozen personalities of the world of cricket and film stars.I have a feeling with in a year or so India too will have a Madam Tussauds at Delhi.You know we love any thing British or American and can go to any extent to get a good certificate from them.They charge around-150000 Pound sterling,roughly 1.5 crore of rupees for a wax statue.Our clay artists of Paschim Banga(W.B),India will make hundred times better statues than Madame Tussaud's.Why not have one ? Our Jaya's, Maya's,Mamta,s and Rakhi's will pour money for this project..Go ahead and get it folks.

30 October 2011

SPORTS COMPLEX






When the grand prix event was taking place costing some billions of rupees this man was taking a cycle ride with some billions too.(after all children are the greatest assets).Both the pictures are from U.P state of India.Recently the Maruti Udyag had to shift it's plant to another state due to union problems.Lets hope this mega project with 40 billion rupees investment do not face similar hurdles in future.Be it film or cricket or other sports ,suddenly India has become a happy hunting ground for the celebrities for obvious reason, for money they can go to any extent.The authority who have the complex say-"It will generate $170 million a year, will give job to 10000 people(from which country?),will have a cricket stadium with 100000 capacity,18 golf course,25000seating capacity hockey stadium.Lets hope for the best for this sport complex.At the moment India is in a cross road, time will tell in what direction we are moving from bad to worse or vice verse.

26 October 2011

FRANK OPINION




There are millions of pseudo moralists in India but a handful who calls a spade a spade.P.T.USHA who has earned more laurels than all the Indian cricket team is dead right in criticizing the F1 racing in India.
She says " it's waste of money,99% Indians has nothing to do with it (excepting few who advertise for a particular brand of cement with a rye smile, my comment).After 20-20 massala cricket the spirit of Indian sports were spoiled.Only God can save the Indian sports."
Thank you madam we share your view.
After CWG(common wealth =siphoned to congress) scam lets hope there-will be another called F1 scam. So we have statues and racing tracks in UP!! as tourist attractions.Ha- Ha .This race will encourage our young drivers of two and four wheelers to kill more people on roads and lastly kill them selves.At least two to three lakhs young people die every year due to RTA(road traffic accidents) in India.Probably that has encouraged our government to have this dangerous sports to divert attention of people from Anna Haazare team activities.The money spent for building the track could have been utilized in a better way for maintenance of our dilapidated high ways.

25 October 2011

HAPPY DIWALI


WITH OUT YOU(VIEWERS) MY BLOG WILL BE LUSTERLESS DURING DIWALI.

24 October 2011

I LIKE THEM



Muammar Gaddafi was born to a Bedouin herdsman in 1942 in a tent near Sirte on the Mediterranean coast. He abandoned university geography studies for a military career that included a short spell at a British army signals school. Muammar Gaddafi is the longest-serving leader in both Africa and the Arab world, having ruled Libya since he toppled King Idris I in a bloodless coup at the age of 27.
Muammar Gaddafi embraced the pan-Arabism and tried without success to merge Libya, Egypt and Syria into a federation. A similar attempt by him to join Libya and Tunisia also ended in acrimony.
In 1977 he changed the country's name to the Great Socialist Popular Libyan Arab Jamahiriyah (State of the Masses) and allowed people to air their views at people's congresses.
UN sanctions, imposed in 1992 to pressure Tripoli to hand over two Libyan suspects for trial for the 1988 Lockerbie airliner bombing over Scotland, crippled oil-rich Libya's economy, dampened Gaddafi's revolutionary spirit and took the sting out of his anti-capitalist, anti-Western rhetoric.
Gaddafi was shunned internationally because the West accused him of terrorism abandoned his programme of prohibited weapons in 2003 to return Libya into international mainstream politics.
n September 2004, US President George W. Bush formally ended a trade embargo as a result of Gaddafi's scrapping of the arms programme and taking responsibility for Lockerbie.
In August 2006, Gaddafi made a series of speeches scolding his nation for over-reliance on petroleum, foreigners and imports and telling them to start making things people need.
9. Gaddafi said in an interview that he feared the change of power in Tunisia was being exploited by foreign intervention.
10. He also denied that he had invited deposed Tunisian President Zine al-Abidine Ben Ali to Libya. In a speech soon after Ben Ali's departure, Gaddafi said he was "pained" by the violent events in Tunisia, that people there had been too hasty in pushing Ben Ali out and that blood might have been shed unnecessarily.

REGARDING SADDAM Hussein EVERY ONE KNOWS WHY HE WAS KILLED.EVERY DARK CLOUD HAS SOME SILVER LINING.

19 October 2011

CORRUPT COUNTRY CALLED INDIA


REALLY A CORRUPT /DOUBLE STANDARD COUNTRY CALLED INDIA:
MR.ANNA HAZARE/KIRAN BEDI AND THE TEAM’S EFFORT TO EXPOSE THE CORRUPT POLITICIANS HAVE MANY OBSTACLES AND ENEMIES.THE BIGGEST ONE IS THE MEDIA, NEXT IS THE CONGRESS CHAMCHAS OF THE PARTY PRESIDENT, POLITICIANS AND OF COURSE THE JUDICIARY.THE PUBLIC DO NOT LAG BEHIND AS THEY ARE THE PERSONS WHO HAS HELPED ALL THOSE POLITICIANS TO COME TO POWER.COMMON MAN ARE EXPERT IN GIVING BRIBE TO GET THEIR JOB THROUGH, BE IT DRIVING LICENSE, ELECTRICITY BILLS OR LAND TAX. THE NEW GENERATION ARE LEAST BOTHERED ABOUT BRIBING AS LONG AS THE MONEY IS FROM PARENT’S POCKET.MAJORITY SAY I JUST CAN’T TRAVEL BY INDIAN RAILWAYS IT’S-”SO BORING”.
THEY DO NOT KNOW HOW TO FILL UP A MONEY ORDER FORM OR HOW TO BOOK A TICKET IN A RAILWAY COUNTER, AS MAJORITY HAS A CREDIT CARD AND THEY DEPEND ON TRAVEL AGENTS.THEY HAVE ONE POINT PROGRAMME”HOW TO GO TO USA OR EUROPE FOR A JOB AND AWAY FROM OVER PROTECTIVE PARENTS.”
PARENTS DO NOT HESITATE TO PAY 25-50 LAKHS FOR A MBBS SEAT OR 50 LAKHS TO ONE CRORE FOR A PG SEAT!! AS SOON AS THEY PASS OUT THEY SUCK OUT THAT AMOUNT FROM THE INDIAN PATIENTS WHO ARE MOSTLY POOR.TUITION TEACHERS AND TUITION HAVE TAKEN AN EPIDEMIC FORM IN INDIA,ONE CAN SAY IT’S A STATUS SYMBOL FOR A COMMON MAN.THEY(TUITION MASTERS) HAVE AT LEAST TWO TO THREE HOUSES IN CITIES,WHERE THEY STAY BUT THE PUBLIC EYE IS ON DOCTORS DOING PRIVATE PRACTICE.WHEN A DOCTOR DO PRIVATE PRACTICE IT TAKES A HEAD LINE NEWS WHERE AS LECTURERS/READERS DOING THE SAME ESCAPE FROM PUBLIC AND MEDIA EYES.THE CORRUPTION IN INDIA IS VERY DEEP ROOTED, WHAT WE SEE IS THE TIP OF ICE BERG, NO NUMBERS OF ANNA HAZARE IS GOING TO CHANGE THIS UNLESS THE PEOPLE CHANGE THEM SELVES.THAT IS WHAT OUR POLITICIANS KNOW-- THAT THIS MOMENT WILL HAVE A PREMATURE DEATH.THE WHISTLE BLOWERS ARE PUT BEHIND THE BARS !! FOR EXPOSING THE POLITICIANS IN PARLIAMENT.IF THAT BE SO WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO A COMMON MAN IS ANY ONE’S IMAGINATION.
ONE CAN SEE AND FEEL FROM THE DAILY NEWS PAPERS, THAT THERE IS A CONSTANT CORRUPT POWER WORKING UNDERNEATH TO CONFUSE THE PEOPLE OF INDIA, WHO WANT TO DO JUSTICE TO THEIR MOTHER LAND BY DOING CERTAIN ACTIVITY FOR THE BENEFIT OF THE NATION WITH OUT PERSONAL GAINS.AS LONG AS CORRUPTION CONTINUES OUR POLITICIANS BUSINESS MAN AND OUR COMMON MAN ARE ALL HAPPY DO NOT THINK THAT CORRUPTION WILL RUIN THIS COUNTRY ANY FURTHER,IT"S ALREADY RUINED ONE CAN SAY RAPED IN BROAD DAY LIGHT.

18 October 2011

DOG'S DAY


RETURN WITH GRATITUDE:
Once upon a time a Jackal (England) was shouting for help as a bone had got stuck in his throat. He was rolling with pain. A Pelican (India) wanted to help him. The fish bone was taken out by the innocent but intelligent bird. They became friends there after (post IPL). So as an act of gratitude Jackal called his friend for lunch and offered her beef cutlet in a big plate. Pelican returned home with out food. Few days passed off and Jackal was called for lunch by his friend Pelican. She offered Sambar and dosa to her friend. Jackal returned home in empty stomach. The present India vs. England series is very similar to this episode. Every dog has his day.

WIFE'S GARDEN






My wife Kalyani is very fond of Flowers,with a very small gardening space she has planted so many flowering plants which surprises the onlookers.This red flower(a creeper) is known in Odiya as TAMALA(Diospyrus Tomentosa)other colors are blue and pink - 12 hours of flower life(6am to 6pm).The other one is morning glory that to blossom in the morning and fades in the evening.We have to learn many things from nature so also from these beautiful flowers-there is a message-do not bother about short time but make others happy during that small span of life.

17 October 2011

KHICHIDI CULTURE


WRONG ODIYA CULTURE:
In last decade Odisha is going through a very bad cultural mix up. People have lots of money and that too black money and need avenue to spend them and show off their vulgar wealth. Worshiping of Hanuman was a culture of North Indians only but in last decade due to TV shows and inter caste marriages this has been added to the list of festivals. The poring of water on Lord Siva during the month of Sravana was not there in Odisha but has taken a gigantic nuisance step over the years, so much so that those four or five Mondays it’s a night mare for the train and bus travelers. The Kadua chout was not heard off some years back. The dandia dance is another show off business in odish capital city of Bhubaneswar. Rakhi purnima too has been commercialized; no more that sacred brother and sisters relationship is to be seen any where during that day. Over and above the other festivals of North India has slowly and surely spread to this poor state in last decade. May be this has some thing to do with our Odiya boys getting married to north Indian girls .The parents of brides from north Indians are too happy to give away their daughter to these meek and mike Odiya boys with minimum of dowry fees. So much so that I find Odiya people are talking in Hindi with their wife and children at home!!So much is the sacrifice with our Odiya culture by our Odiya boys. They do not talk in their mother tongue while traveling and speak in horrible Hindi or English with fellow passengers.
As such Odiya have 465 days festivals as if that was not enough they are now mixing culture of other states to make it a khichidi culture state of India. May be some one will award a Bhat ratna to Odisha for cultural remix!

16 October 2011

DO NOT COMPARE



DO NOT COMPARE:
When one compares a 100 meters timing over the years then to some extent you are justified because the distance remains the same. Except for the surface on which the athlete run and the running boots others things remains the same over the years but in cricket it’s quite different scenario. Foot ball it’s the same surface and same weather for both the team where as in cricket there are so many variables hence I think it’s idiotic to compare Sachin with Bradman or Murali with Prassana.
The first hurdle for comparison is the ground size( i.e. boundary line) for example at Melbourne, the out field is quite big where as some grounds in India and west Indies have quite smaller boundary lines .The ICC has not made any fixed boundary line for international cricket. The pitch is not uniform. The coverings of pitch started in 1970 before that it was left to nature and dew over night. So one simply can not compare a batsman of 1950-70 with that of 1980-2010.Helmets came in 20th century before that with same cricket ball, pitch size and stronger fast bowlers batsman had difficult times. The LBW rule, the chucking rules, the no ball rules, the gadgets, the bat thickness, better technology, neutral umpires all made the game of cricket a different one from the Bradman era. Then how one can compare a player of 1950 with players of 2010??
With so many variables I do not think scientifically one can ever compare two players of different era. Earlier days a batting average of 50 was very difficult where as now you can find hundreds of batsman with 50+ averages.
The bowling rules have changed. For example some of the bowlers of present generation or just retired cricketers would not have been allowed to bowl in first class cricket in 1960-70! During those days if an established batsman complains about the bowling action then the bowler had to leave cricket or become a batsman instead. Then you have front foot rule and back foot rules.
With so many variables, let’s not compare present generation doctors, engineers, film stars, athletes, and sports persons with those of the past.

15 October 2011

TOP TEN






The following criteria were taken by me to select my top ten Hindi movies> before 1975.
1.Story 2.Acting 3.Message 4.Entertainment value 5.Suspense 6.photography 7.Music
TOP TEN ARE
1:Mughal E Azam
2:Sahib Bibi aur gulam
3.Mother India
4.Pyaasa
5.Chori Chori
6:Madhumati
7.Guide
8:Safar
9:Teesri Manzil
10:Sholay

10 October 2011

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE



The recent concluded Nokia Champion League-T20 tournament might have been a fixed tournament and ICC president's team will be the winner was obvious from the beginning for some reasons.First out of ten teams six were outside India and four Indian teams.After the England debacle if any of those foreign team had own it then the public out cry and press heckling would have added further salt to the Indian cricket teams wounded ego.So any of the four teams had to win and BI was the obvious choice as per the book makers.Those bloody players do not play even 30% of their capacity/capability while playing for their country but are match winners for these clubs because money plays not the attitude.When ever you find any magazine or newspaper one will find foreign player roaming in Indian hotels or walking on the ramp. Naturally they do not say a word against India or BCCI. I think the best team to win this tournament was the NSW team and next best was T & T.
BI should not feel proud to win this league because it's due to one player from Srilanka(he has retired to play in India,,what a patriot player?)the other finalist had another unpatriotic player who single handedly took RCB to finals and would have won it but for that dubious LBW decision.Quite disgusting this masala cricket.

HOLIDAY MODE


HOLIDAY MODE:
Bhubaneswar the capital of Odisha is an unique place where you will come across beggars to billionaires, pious people to most corrupt ones. This was under Puri district when there were thirteen districts in the state but when Odisha developed to have thirty it came under Khordha district. So it has all the ingredients of Puri people, Tricky, litigant, corrupt, quarrelsome and intelligent. Remembering the Sherlock Holmes dialogue “If an intelligent man turns to crime it’s deadliest of them all.” The increasing crime rate at Bhubaneswar justifies this statement. Basically people are lazy but aggressive and do not like to follow rules and regulations, be it ATM counter or Traffic rules. Like any other place in India this place has many temples, mostly illegal and have puja festivals round the year.
The city is in HOLIDAY MODE most of the time of the year, even the courier people do not come to deliver your items and letters.The “MODE “list is as follows
1: Durga puja: 7days
2: Ratha jatra: 7to 10days
3: Siva Ratri: 7days
4: Holi: 2 to 3 days
5: Dewali + firecrackers: 3 to 5 days
6: Ganesh puja: 3 to 5 days
7: Saraswati puja: 2 days
8: Laxmi puja: 2 to 5 days
9: Kartika purnima: 3 days
10: Nua khaee: 2 days to 5 days.
11: Viswakarma: 3 days
This is just a sample, many more smaller festivals have this mode, actually office may be open but due to holiday mode, most of the office people may be absent or some where but your work will not be done, compelling you to go on holiday mood.
Recently I had a taste of this mode. First due to Ramzan month the car mechanic was on holiday mode for quite some time, on the line was Kartik puja (God of mechanics) followed by Durga puja as a result of which my car remained in the garage for more than a couple of months. When I went to bring back my car I found a huge cobra keeping her eggs warm on the back seat of my car. Puja is now more than few days old but still then my car has not been delivered. My wife says “sell it and do not bring it home as I will never board it again.”When last contacted with my mechanic he said “sir-one more has entered your car”.

08 October 2011

UNDER GARMENT


UNDERGARMENT:
A politician had a knack of raising his dhoti while delivering lectures. His adviser asked him to wear some costly undergarment, so that those poor stripes of local made under wears were not visible to the public. After lots of search some dozen of that imported staff was brought for the minister. The brand name VIP also impressed our politician.
There was a huge gathering on the occasion of Independence Day. Our minister was to get ready early for the function; naturally he was in a hurry to get in to the car. The meeting started dot in time and our VVIP minister was to deliver his key note address. He was very excited. To prove his patriotism and ability to speak he was lifting his dhoti to a higher level than usual just to show off his imported stuff under neath.There was huge commotion and people in the front row were getting very much excited. Our Minister was getting more excited due to public encouragement.
Suddenly a small child from the front row shouted “AGYAN NANGALA” (SIR IS NAKED).

WOMAN POWER



IF WOMEN RUN THE WORLD

1. ALL TOILETS IN PUBLIC PLACES WILL BE FREE FOR FEMALES.
2. ALL AIR HOSTESSES WILL BE REPLACED BY WELL BUILT MALES.
3. ALL BRIDE BURNING COURTS WILL BE HEADED BY MALES.
4. MONEY SPENT ON ILLICIT AFFAIRS AND ON PROSTITUTES WILL BE 100% TAX FREE.
5. FEMALE WILL HEAD ALL CORRUPTION INQUIRIES.
6. ALL PhD GUIDES FOR GIRLS WILL BE MALES.
7. SANITARY NAPKINS WILL BE INCLUDED IN ESSENTIAL MEDICINE LIST, HENCE REIMBURSABLE.
8. BABY SITTING WILL BE EXCLUSIVELY DONE BY GRAND MOTHERS.
9. WORKING WOMEN WILL BE PROVIDED WITH MAKEUP ROOMS IN THEIR OFFICE.
10. TWO WORKING HOURS WILL BE FOR GOSSIP AND MAKEUP.
11. FOR EACH PREGNANCY THE LADY WILL GET THREE MONTHS SALARY AS ADVANCE, WITH OUT INTEREST.
12. SPECIAL LADIES COACH IN LONG DISTANCE TRAINS WITH MALE BLACK CATS.
13. IN CASE OF DIVORCE THE EX/HUSBAND WILL TAKE CARE OF THE MAKEUP AND DRESS BILLS OF HIS EX WIFE TILL HER DEATH.
14. FOUR DAYS SPECIAL LEAVE EVERY MONTH FOR YOUNG LADIES.
15. ALL MODELS AND ACTRESSES HAVE TO DRESS FROM HEAD TO FOOT.
16. ALL RAPISTS HAVE TO LOSE BOTH THE TESTES WITHIN ONE WEEK OF CRIME.
THIS DOES NOT MEAN THAT WOMAN ARE GOOD ADMINISTRATORS!!
WE HAVE FOUR CM IN INDIA AT THE MOMENT, OUT OF WHICH ONE IS OK REST THREE ARE CORRUPT-THAT MEANS 75% ARE UNPREDICTABLE, YOU ARE THE BEST JUDGE.REMEMBER—THE GREATEST ENEMY OF WOMAN IS ANOTHER WOMAN.

07 October 2011

ODISHI DANCE


SCHOOL GIRLS ARE ALMOST READY TO PERFORM AN ODISHI DANCE ON THE OCCASION OF THEIR SCHOOL ANNUAL DAY.( FROM RIGHT TO LEFT) SRADHA DEBTA,URMILA,MADHUSMITA AND KANCHAN -PHOTO BY SPANDAN MISHRA

MEDICAL JOKES


A true story.

A beautiful young lady medical student was allotted one patient in a surgical ward.
The young boy (patient) was waiting for repair for his hydroceal as he has to be operated before he joins the army.
The lady student was nervous but after some time she went near the patient
and started taking the history followed by local examination.
When she was examining the hydroceal
her fingers touched that “thing" which stood up like the hood of a king cobra.
She blushed and flushed, covered the patient and went to the demonstrator and
asked him to change the patient and allot her another case.
"Why?”Asked the clinical tutor.
"bazari pila ta sir.replied the girl."(Vulgar boy .sir)
"Did he misbehave with you?"
"No sir."
"then? on one hand you say he is doing mischief and the other had you deny it ??'
"No sirs please change the case” requested the girl student once again.
The teacher fuming with anger went near the patient and fired him left and right.
Told him that if needed he will be handed over to the police.
The poor fellow answered' "Sir. i have done nothing, you are unnecessarily abusing me."
"Then, why she does not want to examine you?"The teacher asked.
"Sir, what I can do? When ever she touches that THING it stands up I have no control
over it, tell me sir - you are a young male person, if a young girl touches yours whether
it will raise it's hood or not??'
There was a great laughter in the ward; the class was suspended for the day.

collection of medical jokes from Dr.Sanjoy Satpathy.

05 October 2011

HINDI FILMS-DOWN THE MEMORY LANE






















From my schools days i was fascinated by cinema. English movies were difficult to understand still then students used to folk cinema halls just to watch action movies on screen.Hindi cinema had very famous actors and actress hence it had a different meaning for the mass.Hindi cinemas were graded by the viewers.Pictures of Dilip kumar,Guru Dutt or Raj kapoor were invariably " A " grade.Similarly pictures of Kishore kumar,Shamikapoor were like today's movies, entertaining but were put under "C" category.Till today there are few classic Hindi film as per my view- they are PYASSA,GUIDE,SAHEB BIBI AUR GULAM,MOTHER INDIA and MUGALE AZAM.Today's Hindi film hero are stars not actors same about the female heroins they are used by directors as decoration piece in most of the movies.Majority know how to show off as acting part no one is interested to notice.In India"SUB KUCH CHALTA HAI"-every thing is OK in India, so also our junk movies.The analysis and point system is exclusively by my own, my viewers may not agree but i can't satisfy every one.thank you.
CUTOFF TIME- 1975(ACTRESS) = Acting, Beauty, Voice, Variety of roles, Dancing capabilities (classical)
1. NARGIS (8+6+8+6+3) =31/50
2. NUTAN (8+8+8+7+3) =34/50
3. MEENA KUMARI (9+6+8+7+5) =35/50
4. WEDHA REHMAN (8+5+7+8+8) =36/50
5. VAIJANTIMALA (8+7+7+8+8) =38/50
6. SHARMILA (8+7+7+8+6) = 36/50
7. MADHUBALA (7+9+7+7+7) =37/50
8. SOBHNAAZMI (8+5+7+8+3) = 31/50
9. SMITA PATEL (8+4+7+7+3) =29/50
10. HEMAMALINI (6+8+6+7+8) =35/50
11. REKHA (7+5+7+5+5) =29/50
12: Mumtaz (7+7+6+7+5)=32/50
ACTORS CUTOFF TIME (1975),These following criteria were taken in to account, depending on the available technique, Social culture and norms and other facilities available during that time.=Acting, Personality, Uniqueness, Variety of roles, Direction.
1. DILIP KUMAR (9+8+9+8+0) =34/50
2. RAJKAPOOR (8+8+9+8+7) = 40/50
3. DEVANAND (7+8+8+8+6) =37/50
4. RAJKUMAR (7+8+8+7+0) =30/50
5. GURUDUTT (8+7+6+6+7) = 34/50
6. RAJESH KHANNA (7+7+7+8+0) = 29/50
7. RAJENDRA KUMAR (7+6+5+5+0) =23/50
8. DHARMENDRA (6+7+7+6+0) =26/50
9. SHAMMI KAPOOR (5+7+8+6+0) =26/50
10. AMITAB BACHAN: (6+7+6+5+0) =24/50
11. FEROZ KHAN :( 5+7+5+6+6)=29/50
Comedians:
1. AGHA
2. MEHEMOOD)7/10)
3. I.S.JOHAR(6/10)
4. JOHNY WALKER(7/10)
5. KISHOR KUMAR(6//10)
6. RAJNDRANATH(5/10)
7. ASHRANI(5/10)
8. JONYLEVER(5/10)
9. JAGDEEP(4/10)
10. GOVINDA(4/10)
VILLAIN:
1. PRAN(8/10)
2. REHAMAN(7/10)
3. AMJADKHAN(6/10)
4. PREM CHOPRA(5/10)
5. AMRESH PURI(7/10)
6; AJIT(7/10)
CHARACTER ACTORS:
1. ASHOK KUMAR(7/10)
2. SANJIV KUMAR(7/10)
3. BALRAJ SAHANI(8/10)
4. NASSIRUDIN SHAH(7/10)
5. UTPAL DUTT(8/10)

MOTHERS:
1. NIRUPA ROY
2. ACHLA SACHDEV
3. LALITA POWER
4. LEELA CHATNISH
5. LEELA MISHRA

04 October 2011

MAA DURGA


WISHING ALL MY VIEWERS A HAPPY DURGA PUJA FESTIVAL.

DURGA PUJA

HAPPY DUSSEHRA

03 October 2011

CAREFUL





Remember majority of woman are born liars if that would not have been so world would have collapsed. People say or some one has said but no one knows who said that " behind every successful man there is a woman ". But truly speaking reverse is true. Behind all unsuccessful man there is a woman and behind a successful woman there is a man may be men. Males are fools in love affairs as they brood and brood over girl friend and do badly in examinations and go to depression at time do not hesitate to commit suicide. So male folks be careful in life, you have been cheated for thousands of years and will face the same problem unless you change your outlook.

Do you know? 2to5% of children father is not the one mentioned in the birth certificate!!Who ever may be the father but the mother has her 50% contribution so she is least bothered but the poor fellow rear up some lovechild as his own, that shows how foolish the males are!!Until recently there were some dedicated wife's but things have changed over the years as the understanding between a wife and a husband is no more the same.This does not mean that all new born child must have a DNA test that way this world will be difficult place to live.Let there be a true love between a married couple or else do not marry and demean the sacred office of marriage.Let the wife and husband both be loyal and faithful to one another.

01 October 2011

GOOD AND BAD TIMES





GOOD TIMES & BAD TIMES:
Life has two cycles-a good one- or a bad one. One may last longer than the other but will definitely come in every one’s life, no escape from it. When bad times comes it will make you depressed and a life with out purpose but one should not despair .If you know that you are having a bad time just keep a low profile but keep all the energy condensed for good days as it’s bound to come some day or other. For sports person if he knows his bad days are ahead he should retire gracefully as the bad days seems to last a longer than expected. Similarly in business your bad days are a testimonial for your patience so do not lose heart because life is a cycle of good and bad days, no one can escape from it. Some have longer good days others just the reverse.
This is true for all great people as they fought their bad days with a smile and waited for their opportunity to grab the good days. If you look in to the history you may find great people had very bad days but they waited knowing fully their own capabilities, so do not lose heart at the time of despair. Good days are the ones when you get inner satisfaction and outer success where as bad days are full of anxiety with failure and disappointment. Remember good days are not always pleasurable, with out concerns or difficulties. At times bad and good days are intermingled like spring and autumn seasons of nature.
The good and bad days or times usually include things like money, fame, love and health. These criteria differs from person to person, can change over time to time. Some very wealthy people when became seriously ill, money meant nothing to them because they know money can’t make them lead a happy life any more. During their good days the same money was every thing for them and money was the meaning of life.
Some of my readers might have noticed that they too had good and bad days in their life. So look back and you will realize what I mean. During these bad days-times what ever you try to do may be a failure or unsuccessful, where as impossible are possible during your good days- times with slightest of efforts.
This is like this: A true story: two friends were passing through these days, Amish was in good and Aditya was in bad times of their life. To test this hypothesis of “DAYS”, one of their friends put five silver coins and ten gold coins in a small purse and asked them to pick up two coins each one by one. Amish picked up two gold coins and Aditya two silver coins as they were going through good and bad times- days respectively. Some call this as fate others say it’s luck but it’s the cycle of life. So friends do not be too excited during your good days or too depressed during bad days it’s a cycle of life like a seasonal change.