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FOR GOD LOVERS(satire)
How can God be asked to retire? Who
will take those offerings from Omega,Colgate,MRF,Bournvita,Toyota and many such
devotees?
No one can criticize God, those who
did had to quit cricket as a player or as a selector or commentator or BCCI member or
even Umpiring?Steve Buckner was removed because he gave LBW decisions against
God and he was black!! How come some one black person ask questions about God's legs, he can keep it
where ever he chooses to.? This God can also lie if compensated properly to
save his devotees.DRS was an insult to God hence its not followed by Indian.
God can purchase and sell his
belongings as and when he choose, after all he is a God.India had some millions
of Gods more than the number of people who
go with out food every day.If the offering to different Gods in the country are
distributed amongst the poor then ten million will not go with out food.But
they are Gods, can not live with out rich food some times,107 varieties of sweets,
buffalo, bulls, goats, and cock's meat.Here is another selfish God who has
destroyed many upcoming Gods in Indian cricket.
So God will decide when to live his
small temple and shift to bigger one.Like any God in India he is rich hence he
too gives a curtsey visit to his cousin at Tirupati once in while. You see,God
worshiping is a way of life be it a cricket player or a Bull.
SANJOY KUMAR SATPATHY
Bhubaneswar
Bhubaneswar
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