22 November 2017

BREAKING NEWSA



NEW NEWS:
Whether TV or News papers or what sup or gossips these few topics take the center stage.
1. What certain actors or actress or their children are doing.
Comments: as if that will make Indian GDP grow?
2. Which actress is likely to marry or get divorced?
Comments: Sadistic pleasures for some.
3. What particular family is doing at home or outside?
As if their daily activities give poor Indians good sleep?
4. What position Indian cricket team occupies in the ICC rating?
So what? It’s all money and money. Players earn even if the team loses!
5. How to reduce weight?
Everyone wants magic to do wonders to their figure!
6. How to grow one’s organ?
As if they would plough land with that? Or join pornography?
7. How to grow hair on head?
So that 2nd wife becomes a possibility?
8. How to get few lakhs by investing few thousands?
Human psychologies then blame government!
9. When Indian will go and settle on moon?
Own place has become hell moon will be cheaper, day dreaming?
10. New medicines to make you younger!
Doctor’s and pharmacy company’s tricks!
11. How to make your children stronger, taller and intelligent?
Every parent wants their children to be six footer and a beauty queen!
12. Indian creates history?
Where ever Indians are there they create history, from open lavatory to largest garland!
13. Politician sent to jail for alleged rape?
Thanks to organ developer, rape incidents will increase further.
14. World will come to an end by 2025?
So that people will purchase goods, drink alcohol, purchase house and marry ten.
15. BJD poised to win record number of seats during 2019.
By the people for the politicians!
16. Millions Indians are billionaires!
So what. People still sleep on foot path, a patriotic feeling?
17. Every five minutes a lady dies of child birth, an Indian die of heart attack, road accident, diarrhea,
Cancer, diabetes, high blood pressure!
But the population is still increasing by millions!

18 November 2017

ODIYA STORY




                                                   4th and 5th page on request of the readers.

14 November 2017

Award for Sanjoy Satpathy



On 11th November 2017 sanjoy kumar satpathy was awarded the prestigious API life time contributions in the field of medicine and research and for the API organization .He was felicitated by Prof.P.C.Satpathy and Prof.Jayant Panda.

07 November 2017

MODERN MACHINES

                                                     Published in The Pioneer on 07-11-17

05 November 2017

Breakfast Time


                Breakfast time of my pets, Budgerigar .3rd most domesticated pets next to dogs and cats.The male ones have mustache on their beaks with a blue markings.They live as husband wife pair but extramarital affairs are also common amongst them while the females are inside the nest--usually in wooded trees or in earthen pots in captivity.There are few who come out and eat from my hands.The yellow ones and the blue ones look majestic.They survived the harsh Australian condition for 5 million years.During summer months i spray cold water on them.I learnt this hobby from my father in-law Bijoy Pani--a great freedom fighter, a Congress leader. Surprisingly they do not recognize my wife as their mistress?

03 November 2017

Black Drongo

କଜଳପାତୀ: Busy in catching its prey rather then watching a cricket match between Mumbai vs Odisha at Bhubaneswar .

02 November 2017

MY QUOTA?

                   Everyday at a fixed time this holy cow would come for her share of a piece of ice cream.

STRESSFUL LIFE




(ଘର ଘରର କଥା)

ପୁଅର ବ୍ୟସ୍ତତା ଦେଖି  ମା ପୁଅକୁ କହିଲା
"ପୁଅରେ, ତୁଟିକେ ଭଲକରି ଶୋଉନୁ କି ବିଶ୍ରାମ ନଉନୁ,ଦେହ ଖରାପ ହୋଇଯିବଯେ?"
ପୁଅ ଉତ୍ତର ଦେଲା " ବ୍ୟସ୍ତ ହୁଅନି ମା ,ବସରେ ଯିବାସମୟରେ ବେଶ ଶୋଇପଡ଼େ"
"ଘରେ ଖଟର ନିଦ ଆଉ ବସରେ ନିଦ କଣସମାନରେ ପୁଅ?" ମା କହିଲା !
"ଆମରତ ବେଶ ସମ୍ପତ୍ତିବାଡି ଅଛି ,ଟଙ୍କା ଅଛି, ବହୁ ଆଉ ଛୁଆଙ୍କୁ ନେଇ ଚାଲିଆ ଆମେରିକାରୁ !
ସାଙ୍ଗ ହୋଇ ବାକିଯିବନ କାଟିଦେବା , ତୋବାପା ମୁଁ ନିଶ୍ଚିନ୍ତରେ ଦିନକାଟିବୁ "
ମା ଟିକେ ଭାବବିହ୍ୱଳିତ ହୋଇ ଫୋନରେ କହିଚାଲିଥାଏ ତାର ମନର କଥା !
ପୁଅ ରୋକଠୋକ ମନାକଲା " ମୁଁ ସିନା ଜିମିତିହଉ  ଚଳାଇଦେବି ,ତୋର ବହୁ ନାତୁଣୀମାନେ?"
ମା କାନ୍ଦି କାନ୍ଦି ଫୋନେଟିକୁ ରଖିଦେଲା !ମନେ ମନେ ଭାବିଲା ଦୁନିଆରେ ଟଙ୍କାଟା କଣ ସବୁକିଛି?
ଘରେ ଘରେ କେତେ ମା  ଆଖିର ଲୁହ ଶୁଖିଗଲାଣି ! ସେହି ବିରାଟ ବିରାଟ ଘର, ଲମ୍ବା ଲମ୍ବା କାର
ଖାଲି ଲୋକ ଦେଖାଣିଆ -- ଦୁନିଆଟା   ଲୋକଦେଖାଣିଆ ହୋଇଗଲାଣି ! ଘର ବିରାଟ ରହିବାକୁ
ଲୋକ ନାହାନ୍ତି ,ମଣିଷ ସବୁ ବୁଝି ଅବୁଝା ରହିଗଲା ?
ଅବୁଝା ସଞ୍ଜୟର ମନ

MEETING CULTURE IN INDIA




Lighting a Lamp: (धर्म निरपेक्ष)

This practice is secular or non secular, we do not know. Everyone know the true meaning of lighting a lamp but we are dragging things too far.The belief that religion should not be involved with the ordinary social and political activities of a country is secular! This annoying practice is spreading like ‘terrorist activities’ in each and every function. This part has become the pivotal point in any functions. A day will come when the batsman or bowler will light a lamp and then enter the field! Even in scientific seminars this ‘secular’ practice is being followed. A fair complexioned lady with gelled hair style and a colorful silk sari with an ear to ear smile would hand over a candle to the VIP guest to light the lamp. In Hindu cultural festivals it’s OK, but not in every functions in any auditorium or halls? No one has the guts to say no to this practice? Every one say we are secular but they go to functions ever prepared with half shoes or slippers! This practice was not followed when we were school and college students but of late it’s quite disturbing part of a function. Why can’t the meeting and seminars start in time? Why to invite politicians in medical or other scientific functions and waits for few hours for his arrival?
If we are secular then this function must stop immediately at least in scientific seminars. Do we have the guts?
Sanjoy Kumar Satpathy

01 November 2017

PEARS SOAP



ପିଅର୍ଶ ସାବୁନ:
ମାଡ୍ରାସର ଗୋଟେ ହୋଟେଲରେ ବାପା-ପୁଅ-ବହୁ ରହିଥିଲୁ ! ସକାଳୁ ଉଠିଦେଖିଲି ବାପା ମନଦୁଃଖରେ ବସିଛନ୍ତି !
ଭାବିଲି କିଛିଗୋଟାଏ ଅଘଟଣ ହୋଇଛି !
ପଚରିବାରୁ କହିଲେ "ପିଅର୍ଶ ସାବୁନଟା ପାଇଖାନାରେ ପଡିଗଲା !"
କହିଲି "ଗଲା ଗଲା, ସାବୁନଟା ପାଇଁ ଏତେ ମନଦୁଃଖ?"
ବାପା କହିଲେ "ଆହୁରି ସପ୍ତାହେ ଯାଇଥାନ୍ତା"
ପଇସା ନଷ୍ଟହେବାର ଦେଖିପାରନ୍ତି ନାହିଁ ସେତେ ବେଳେର ଲୋକମାନେ !
ଯେତେବେଳେ ମୁଁ ପିଅର୍ଶ ସାବୁନ କିଣେ କିମ୍ବା ଦିହରେ ଲଗାଏ, ମନେପଡନ୍ତି ବାପା !
ସାବଧାନ ହୋଇଯାଏ , ବାପା କହିଥିବା "ପିଅର୍ଶ ସାବୁନଟା ଭାରି ପିଛୁଳା"
ଜୀବନର କେତେ ସ୍ମୃତି କେତେ ଅନୁଭୂତି କୁନେଇତ ମଣିଷ ବଞ୍ଚିରହେ ? ମୁଁମଧ୍ୟ
ସେଥିରୁ ବା କିମିତି ନିଜକୁ ଦୁରେଇ ନେବି ?
ସଂଜୟ ଶତପଥି
(କିଛି ସ୍ମୃତି କିଛି ଅନୁଭୂତିରୁ)