DRUNK DANGERS

10 COMMANDMENTS ON ALCOHOL:

1. NEVER ENTER A BATHROOM OR SWIMMING POOL OR RIVER OR BATH TUB DRUNK.

2. NEVER DRIVE A CAR DRUNK

3. NEVER OPERATE A PATIENT DRUNK

4. NEVER MAKE LOVE DRUNK

5. NEVER TRY TO CATCH A COBRA DRUNK

6. NEVER APPEAR EXAMINATION DRUNK

7. NEVER ENTER AN ATM CABIN DRUNK

8. NEVER TAKE INSULIN WHEN DRUNK

9. NEVER CROSS A HIGHWAY WHILE DRUNK

10. NEVER WRITE AN E-MAIL WHEN DRUNK.