25 December 2005
Good sex
1. lipid lowering effect
2. hypopitutary-adrenal-testes-axis is refreshed
3. sedative effect
4. muscle relaxant
5. increase in apetite
6. prevents obesity
7. keeps you happy
8. prevents carcinoma of prostate/ other cancers
9. immunostimulant
10. immense pleasure(BEST KNOWN TO MAN KIND)
11. nirvan for few seconds
12. increases life-span
RECOMMENDED SEX RULES:
19 to 25 yrs.= 265 days / year
26 to35 yrs.= 200days /year
36 to 45 yrs.= 150 days /year
46 to 55yrs/= 100days or times/ year
56 and above= 24 to 50 times a year.
There are some conditions:
provided you are fit,
no vigra ,
not after bypass,
not with very young partners if you are elderly,
you have no backache problems,
drinks allowedin moderation.
However, please consult your partner or your doctor before hand. The auther is not responsible for any mishaps. This advice stands good for physically fit people.
Donot try to awake a sleeping snake, the results may be disastrous.
Ideas by sanjoy satpathy
SS
20 December 2005
19 November 2005
Fakir Mohan College, Balasore
30 October 2005
this is a 38 years male who came to my OPD at 11 am and by 4pm the diagnosis was made with total cost of rupees 260 only, he was not adimitted. huge spleen. he presented with swelling of abdomen only. Dr.pkrath was kind enough to help this poor fellow and the diagnosis is CML. he is being treated from opd.Sanjoy
SS
29 October 2005
18 October 2005
09 October 2005
21 September 2005
Sanjoy’s speculation about what would have happened had the British not come to India??
1.
2. Indians would have been playing no cricket, only gulidanda as sports.
3. There would have been no modern medicine, only auyrvedic drugs.
4. There would have been no Gandhi and no Nehru.
5. There would have been no Nehru dynasty.
6. There would have been no
7. There would have been only spiritual leaders likes Swami Vivekananda, Ramakrishna, etc.
8. There would have been no population problem as millions would have died due to small pox, cholera, malaria and typhoid etc.
9. There would have been only few hundred KMs of railway lines with help from the
10. Dhoti and lungi for males and sarees and no other lingerie for females would have been our National Dress.
11. There would have been no pictures like Gandhi, Far Pavillion, Bhagat Singh, Mangal Pandey, Lagan and Border etc.
12.The history books would have been thinner
13. There would have been no computer as of today only computer made in
14 There would have been no Purnedu Satpathy of today but a dhoti clad village Sanskrit teacher as sarpanch with 7 daughters and one son(what an effort!).
15. There would have been no steel plant so no modern
16.We would have been using dana and khali (leaf cups and plates)for taking our food.
17.
18.Films which spoil million would have come later.
19.People in
20. I would not have written this mail without the British Ruling India for 200 years.
The rest is for your imagination
sanjoy kumar satpathy(17.9.2005)
20 September 2005
07 September 2005
13 July 2005
WORLD POPULATION DAY
DELIVERED ON OCCASION OF WORLD POPULATION DAY
Dear friends,
Today we have assembled here to celebrate the world population day. It's the endeavour of Bangladesis, Indians and Pakistani who have been contributing with all their vigra power towards this noble cause of increasing the population of man kind. When the fish population, chicken population, tiger population, orchards etc.increase the whole world smiles so why not with increase of population of the most intelligent creature of the universe? The technolgical advance should help us to double the human population by 2020!! So that this day can be celebrated in a much bigger way.??
Population has it's charm,like imagine rathjatra with only 1000 people, cricket stadium with 500 spectators, tennis woman's final with 50 old man, football world cup final with 1200 spectators and only 5000 muslims attending the annual festival at mekka madina.!!!
For transport industry, hotel industry, hospital industry, soft drinks, garments, etc sky is the limit for such imagination. All these bussiness will come to a halt if there is no growth of human population. Every where there will be crisis. So we should condemn people who say that population explosion is the cause of all ills.
Let the old( not contributing to socity) diseased, disabled (human being are not yet decleared as endengered species) die and give way to fresh, young, healthy , intelligent and new man kind. Experts say the increase in population is not due to increase in births but due to decrease in death rate as a result more useless people are there at the cost of the new ones(how selfish we are)
I once again thank you for your presence here to celebrate this population day. Please go ahead and contribute so that we can reach the target before time.
Down with condoms and family planning.
Thank you for your kind attention.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- After this lecture many old people committed sucide. The first prize of rs.1lakh went to Mahamod Ansari fo fathering 35 children from four wifes. 2nd prize of rs.50000 went to one oriya lady from Ganjam for giving birth to 17 children. And the third prize of rs.25000 went to another couple from Bihar for producing 6 pairs of twins.
The function was sponsered by kingfisher beer company.
Waiting for your comments suggessions.
Brain child of sanjoy kumar satpathy b/188 sector 18. Rourkela, India Pin.769003