LAST CHANCE

Time has changed so also people's priorities in life.Of late people are more inclined for money and pleasure but do not help in any one, nor do they have creative mind or work for the next generation to remember them.People like,Gandhi,Mother teresa,Charlie Chaplin,Shakespeare,Satyajit ray, Sarat Chandra, great foot ball play& cricket players and many more in different fields are remembered for the sacrifice and creative work not for how much money or property they had.

NATURAL CALAMITY---GOD'S WARNING

When mankind shows off that they can do any thing and every thing with newer technology, God reminds them "You see you know only0.001% about the creation and destruction of universe".Few will survive others will perish is the law of the nature.If it's man made then it's our faulty but if it's nature's vengeance then nothing could be done except praying the almighty.Lets hope this present natural disturbance subsides with minimum damage to living beings.Lets not make money out of this devastation by making films next year.High time to  shut down 60% of our industries and jet flights immediately.

NOSTALGIC MEMORIES

This photograph was taken way back in 1957-58 at Paralakhemundi summer palace some calls it Queen's palace.This statue was brought from some European country by  Maharajah Krishna Chandra Gajapati,
 placed just at the entrance of this beautiful summer palace.There is an underground connection between this palace and the main palace which is around ten kilometers by road.This palace has been taken up by the Orissa tourism department but  very poorly maintained. This statue is now(stolen?) replaced by a water tap.One of the most scenic place but in ruins.Here is  my younger brother, sumanyu  standing on my left(now  Prof of DU) and the youngest one Soyuombhu is in my lap.Its sunset time at Mehandrataneya river banks.My mother can be seen with a white saree under the shadows of the trees.Out of these five (statue included) only two are still living,my mother, the youngest and the statue are no more.Top one was taken in 2011,the whitewashing was done just before the visit of the CM of Odisha but we have no knowledge whether he visited the site or not!

CONFUSION

medical research and its finding are confusing so do not go by its advice.use common sense if you have.
1:eggs are good for heart
2: another study eggs increase your longevity
3:eggs in crease your libido
4: eggs causes heart attach
5: eggs are good for your memory.
6: people get confused and stop taking eggs(mostly old people)
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1:Milk is good for your bones
2: Milk is good for your skin
3: Milk gives you a white complexion.
4:Milk causes heart problems
5: No good milk is available hence not good
6: Young girls should not drink milk they will get maturity early with stunted growth.
7: Milk is for sick and infants
8: Milk and its products are harmful for the body and heart.
9:Drinking milk is a sin.
10:Milk is bad for your intestine, causes loose motions in young children
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1:one apple a day is good
2:one nurse/girl a night is good for longevity
3:sex reduces your life span
4: no sex means early death(Vivekananda)
5:Home sexuality is tension free, as there is no chance of pregnancy.
6: sex relaxes your mind(Gayle)only applicable for Negros
7:sex is good for keeping you slim and trim
8.Morning sex is good.
9.Tomato juice increases your libido.
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Beer is good,wine is better, whiskey prolongs life? etc
These are the few head lines of different magazines published world wide and many people read them first.
This is a new trend.Earlier these bogus medical research conclusions were never published in lay press but  now you can read them on Sunday supplements and other glossy news papers and get confused.

HOUSE AT BHUBANESWAR?

HOUSE AT BHUBANESWAR—PATIA

Why one should not buy a house at Bhubaneswar??

This is a form of investment of black money to purchase house in different names is a trick by some who have already one or two houses to stay. In case you are purchasing for an investment do not read this go ahead but in case you are going to retire and want to have a house of your home then read this.

Weather: Nine months in a year you will need an AC, if you want  at all  to lead a comfortable life, hence prepared to cough out 2 to 3 thousand rupees of money a month or more. There are two seasons here at Bhubaneswar—summer—Summer+Rainy.The so called winter lasts for a few days that too only at night. The weather is not good for people with respiratory problems or allergy.

Ecology: Once upon a time this was a forest but now a concert jungle.Looks deceptively green but most of the eco friendly trees have been chopped off. A Dusty Noisy city.

Traffic & Roads: Except the main road, the national highway and road from air port to Nandan kanan, rest of the roads are in horrible condition with full of pot holes and humps. A small car is good but likely to find problem in smaller by lanes due to hums. There is hardly any traffic rules, accidents are plenty. Very noisy traffic as the public and the drivers are horn friendly.

Pollution: Both noise and dust pollution will need frequent repair of your electronic gadgets. Patia is a place some 15 kilometers from airport but will take 45 minutes to cover due to traffic. This locality has no rules no regulations, ruffians rule this place. The drainage system does not exist. The multi story buildings do not have good drainage facilities. You may get a cheaper house but not worth it in long run due to noise pollution—fire crackers, bombs-as festivals and marriage receptions are round the year. There is a temple in every street of Bhubaneswar so louder speakers will make you wake up early. The people of Patia and other places of Bhubaneswar still love to defecate in open fields or road side.

Electricity: Wide fluctuation of current so prepared to invest 10 to20 thousand for voltage stabilizers and inverters.

Dangers: This is high sesmic zone for major earth quake so be prepared for it, due to rapid depletion of sub soil water major earth quake may occur in next 15 to 20 years at Chandrasekharpur and Patia.

People: Not good at all, neither helpful nor friendly. Majority are crooks. Even the shop keepers are rough in their dealings. Many cheats-may sell a lemon for an orange, be prepared for it.

Market price: Costly vegetables and costly 5* hotels, if both of you are working can manage. But lunch and dinner plates are available for Rs30 for veg andRs35 for nonveg(road side hotels).If you believe people then you are likely to get cheated.

Hospitals & Doctors: Avoid if you do not have insurance or plenty of money. Two too many  highly qualified doctors but no commitment.TheSargodwar at Puri is only 70 kilometers away.

In nutshell purchasing a house at Bhubaneswar for staying purpose is not a good idea but if you have a house already and you have no options then you have to adjust and stay but if you want for investment then go ahead.

SANJOY KUMAR SATPATHY

EX-JOINT DIRECTOR SAIL

INDIA

DESTROY THE DEMON IN SIDE US

INSTEAD OF DESTROYING THE EFFIGY OF RAVAN LETS DESTROY THE DEMON IN SIDE US ---THE CORRUPTION.HERE THE TEN HEADS SHOULD HAVE BEEN 1:CWG2:BOFFORS3:2G 4:FODDER 5:COAL MINI6:STAMP DUTY7:LAND SCAM8:LAND GRAB SCAM9:EDUCATION SCAM10:ISRO BAND SCAM, NOT THAT OF POOR RAVAN WHO DIED OF HIS OWN.FROM NEXT YEAR OUR YOUTH MUST CHANGE THIS TO A NEW FORM OF EFFGY BURNING.

JASPAL BHATTI GOOD BYE

Most shocking news just after Dushera.In recent times many famous people have died but they were old enough and had lived a full life but Jaspal Bhatti was young and just like a member of our family.We do not know about others but Bhatti Sahib was a human being, he changed the complexion of TV viewing with his Ulta Pulta during  Door Durshan news.He along with his team have entertained us for so many years.Now people are getting famous for exposing corruptions but he was first to make people aware of the faulty system of education and bribing through satire.We will miss you Bhatti sahib, our condolence to MrsSabita and those two wonderful children. We wish his friend and son to recover fast from their injuries.Let him make the dead people laugh in heaven.

MUST READ FOR EVERY ONE

WHAT NEXT GENERATION DOES NOT WANT?

India’s   youth  is slowly shrinking and aging population is fast growing due to self centered small family attitude, medical, technological and financial advancements. These aging mass lives at the cost of the youth in every field be it in job or otherwise. A big conflict has started brewing underneath the feelings of the youth towards this aging population. They (youth) think these grey haired people preach too much and live in past, without realizing that they will also become old one day. Youth of today is a complex human creature and they do not know what is good or bad for them in the long run.

What I am going to write here is my own observation, opinion of some of my friends and other. I do not want to write a novel on this topic, as no one is going to purchase or read my writings not even my friends and relatives. Then why do I spend my time doing this idiotic thing? Just to release my boredom of loneliness.

Writing about Indian youth is tough jobs as it cannot be generalised.We have super rich, rich, upper rich, lower class and the poor class. The majority are in lower middle and poor class which produce intellectuals, engineers, doctors, sports persons and scientists. The rich youth live on their parents business and huge black money; do not have to bother about doing anything constructive or creative work. History tells us it’s the sufferings which brings out the best in an individual.

We will divide our needs which they do not want, that means they want something which is not the norms of the society. It’s like I do not want egg curry means I want something better. Usually people tell their wants and needs but here we will discuss what the youth does not want?

EDUCATION: There should be separate College and Schools for SC & ST and poor students but those who want to peruse higher studies in reputed institutions have to compete with the general students. They say what they read is never needed in later part of professional career except in few exceptional circumstances, so why so many subjects? Why can’t it be a year or two , career oriented certificate course? They do not want to go to college and stay in hostels and waste their exciting youth. Giving donations to institutions and later on going out for corruption to recover the money, they do not like this practice.

Starting from nursery till the end of professional career a huge lot of time & money is unnecessarily wasted. The small “baby” is sent to nursery too early and the poor fellow’s child hood is spent in side class rooms and tutorial classes, never allowed to play or move out or think of his own nor enjoy the nature. Parental pressure makes them depressed and useless persons in later part of their life. So our youth does not want this present education system where the book knowledge and practical needs are wide apart, so they want a different educational system where a child grows up to become a real human being not a robot.

SEX & MARRIED LIFE: No more marriages in Indian style, sitting on the dais and shedding tears due to fire and fumes. They want court marriage which is legalized and least expensive.Poly gamy and all sorts of perverted form of sex to be legalized. No punishments for rape & sodomy. They do not want any moral ethics for sex. They want divorcé system to be made easy so that one can marry as many times as one wishes to be. The term extramarital affairs should be legalized.

JOBS AND SALARY: Twenty days of paid leave for tourism with or with our spouse. The youth of today are hard working for that, they want more relaxed duties and no attendance system. No 8AM to 8PM duty. There should be uniformity in salary system for equal type of job, be it government or private. No deduction of tax at source they will pay the tax at the end. No jobs for retired persons.

POLITICS: They do not want to continue with this perverted and corrupt form of democracy. No elections in colleges and Schools. Voting through ATM & PC with Pan Card or Adhar card or pass port numbers. Present day politician should go to their respective villages or towns and do not participate in any form of political activities.

People who are 25 years but less than 50 (must be graduate) can only contest in general & state elections. One can do propaganda through TV or news papers, no rallies or use of loud speakers. There should be two party systems so that there will be a strong government. All parties have to decide before hand which party they belong to- party A or party B.Once corruption charges are proved the person cannot contest for the rest of his life. The VP(vice president) post, Governor Posts to be abolished. There will be no nomination system to Rajya Sabha. Those MPs who do not become ministers automatically become Rajya Sabah members.   Elections for state assembly and parliament should not be held during rainy seasons, and must be conducted simultaneously. There should be a call back system for dummy MPs who do not perform.

HOSPITALS AND MEDICAL EDUCATION: The medical education system should be tailor made for our country; rare diseases should not find a place in the syllabus. After first MBBS the students will opt for their subject of choice and specialize, no super specialty degrees. The system of free medical care should be abolished .Medical course should be condensed to three years. They do not want these Apollo’s and Escorts etc to be only in big cities but have smaller centers at all head quarters of the district throughout India and the cost will be fixed by students .Foreign treatment will invite a tax of 30% over the expenditure incurred by the party. Doctors/engineers/professionals those who have gone abroad for jobs will have to deposit $5000 before resuming duty on Indian soil. There should not be disparity in salary of professionals in Government and private institutions. No medical or scientific conference should have more than 500 delegates.

ALCOHOL, SMOKING & DRUGS: Should not be costly, be made cheaper so that poor people & students do not drink spurious alcohol. There should not be any excise duty on alcohol but a person wishing to drink or smoke has to procure a license. Smokers and drug users should not be punished. No raid on, parties, hotels, or other places for drugs and sex. The term illegal sex will be abolished. Drugs should not cost much. The youth should be allowed to enjoy and no hindrance to their pleasurable life.

MONEY: They do not want to be poor meaning there by less than Rs2000 per day. Should get rich soon by any means, no police action if caught, only the money and goods can be taken back by police, no punishments. They want money and money by any route. Bank should pay them even if they are not working anywhere.

FILMS: No censorship. No raid on blue film halls.

CRICKET: No player to be selected for more than five tests, 10 matches of (50-50) and 10 (20-20) matches, in a Year, in its place young players should be given a chance. No cricket matches during examination time.

LAW& Order: A separate set of rules for youth. No punishment for theft, fraud or ticketless travel. Constitution should be rewritten. There should be a onetime (CREDIT CARD TYPE) railway fare (for ten years) for students travelling in Indian railways.

Respect and Manners: No such formalities. They do not want the out dated mode of paying respect to seniors. No foot touching only handshake or a smile.

PUJA PENDALS: They do not want worshipping of God at road side. If anyone is interested, can go to temple and worship the concerned God or Goddess. No wastage of money on Puja pedals and fireworks.

So they do not want to follow any rules or regulation which are their prerogative and live a happy and enjoy life up to fullest extent with multiple sex partners of both sexes. They should not be asked to come and do the last rituals of their parents’. But they want a beautiful and progressive India .Lets give them a chance for two decades and see the results, after all its their world, they should do what is good for the whole world not for individual benefits.

 If I have missed out something more which they do not want to do or follow then I may be excused.

SANJOY KUMAR SATPATHY

(This is a serious satire)

BLACK & WHITE

BLACK & WHITE FILMS:

An old couple were leading a happy & contented life in a remote place of Odisha called Patia.
One day the old man coming back from market found out that the house is locked from out side,
He had the duplicate key, so had no trouble getting in to the house.
He found a paper on the table written " going to mental hospital "
The old man purchased two apples for his wife and left.
The doctor with red eyes abused the old man in  no uncertain manner, telling him" you have tortured your wife mentally"
"But i have given her every thing she wanted in life"said the old man in a heavy tone.
"You have compelled her to watch black and white films of Satyajit Ray and Gurudutt?"
"Yes, i did"
"But there is a limit, on five consecutive nights you have shown her, kagaz ka phool, sahib bibi aur gulam, apur sansar,sadgati &asani sanket"
"Yes i did, but where is my fault?" asked the old man,
"There is the problem, i did the same thing to my wife and she is still in coma!!?" replied the psychiatrist.

SANJOY KUMAR SATPATHY

BHUBANESWAR

HAPPY DUSHERA

            
             WISHING ALL 
                                
             MY VIEWERS 
                     
                     A HAPPY  DUSHERA

IDIOTS IN MAKING

  Albert Einstein: 

"I fear the day when the technology 


overlaps with our humanity. The 


world will only have a generation of 


idiots." 

 

 WE HAVE BEEN MADE IDIOTS BY THE NEWER TECHNOLOGY THATS FOR SURE,ALL THE TIME WE ARE TALKING OVER PHONES AND WHEN WE MEET OUR FRIENDS AND RELATIVES THERE IS NOTHING LEFT TO TALK .PEOPLE DO NOT KNOW HOW TO ENJOY THE NATUREAND SPEND THEIR TIME WITH DIFFERENT HOBBY, BUT INSTEAD THEY TALK OVER PHONE.PHONE HAS RUINED OUR PRIVACY.DO YOU KNOW MORE PEOPLE AND ANIMALS, BIRDS ARE KILLED DUE TO NEW TECHNOLOGY BUT IN COMPARISION FEW % ARE SAVED BY IT.

IF YOU GO TO ANY BIG PRIVATE HOSPITALS IN INDIA, YOU MAY FIND MORE NUMBER OF PATIENTS DUE TO ACCIDENTS,MEN MADE DISEASES AND DOCTOR MADE ILLNESS THAN ANY THING ELSE. HAI RE TECHNOLOGY!!

IN AN INTERVIEW A CANDIDATE WAS ASKED "WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY?"

"TALKING OVER MOBILE PHONES"

"HE GOT A JOB BECAUSE  THE INTERVIEWER WAS TALKING OVER AMOBILE PHONE."

MONKEY GATE

 SachinTendulkar and Habajan Singh destroyed the career of Australian all rounder-Symonds, still then see the greatness of their PM to confer the Australian honour,how many India has bestowed on great Australian? Sachin was midst of controversy in the famous LBW decision against Megarth, not agreeing for drug tests, DRS and many more.Even though he is a billionaire he did not pay tax for his car and sold it after few months.He does not deserve to get this award, but OZ- PM is a politician so he wants to exploit the sentiments of Indian public.Actually HS did not say monkey but some thing still worse  also starts with- M, the interpreter of Hindi told some thing else to save Sachin and Harbajan.Poor fellow Symonds  exciting career ended because he was black had no God father.

JAPAN RULES

Usually i do not forward e-mails but this particular mail  from a friend of mine appealed to me, so i thought how about sharing it with my viewers.If similar things are done by BJP they will be called fundamentalist.

THIS JAPAN FOR YOU 

They are indeed a very evolved race of people. Have you ever read in the newspaper that a political leader or a prime minister from an Islamic nation has visited Japan? Have you ever come across news that the King of Iran or a Saudi Arabia prince has visited Japan? Japan, a Country keeping Islam at bay. Japan has put strict restrictions on Islam and ALL Muslims. The reasons are: a) Japan is the only nation that does not give citizenship to Muslims. b) In Japan permanent residency is not given to Muslims. c) There is a strong ban on the propagation of Islam in Japan. d) In the University of Japan, Arabic or any Islamic language is not taught. e) One cannot import ‘Koran’ published in Arabic language. f) According to data published by Japanese government, it has given temporary residency to only 2 lakhs Muslims, who need to follow the Japanese Law of the Land. These Muslims should speak Japanese and carry their religious rituals in their homes. g) Japan is the only country in the world that has a negligible number of embassies of Islamic countries. h) Japanese people are not attracted to Islam at all. i) Muslims residing in Japan are the employees of foreign companies. j) Even today visas are not granted to Muslim doctors, engineers or managers sent by foreign companies. k) In the majority of companies, it is stated in their regulations that no Muslims should apply for a job. l) The Japanese government is of the opinion that Muslims are fundamentalist and even in the era of globalization, they are not willing to change their Muslim laws. m) Muslims can not even think about getting a rented house in Japan. n) If anyone comes to know that his neighbor is a Muslim then the whole neighbourhood stays alert. o) No one can start an Islamic cell or Arabic ‘Madarsa’ in Japan p) There is no personal (Sharia) law in Japan. q) If a Japanese woman marries a Muslim then she is considered an outcast forever. r) According to Mr. Komico Yagi (Head of Department, Tokyo University) “There is a mind frame in Japan that Islam is a very narrow minded religion and one should stay away from it.” s) Freelance journalist Mohammed Juber toured many Islamic countries after 9/11 including Japan. He found that the Japanese were confident that extremists could do no harm in Japan.

 

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