19 May 2007

Having a beautiful wife Pays……..

This one is for those who are still bachelor and likely to get married.

If you get married to a beautiful or good looking or photogenic smiling and fair complexion lady then you and your family have a bright future. Chalu type will be a bonus. The benefits are:

1. You will have good looking offspring irrespective of your look and complexion. So getting a bride or bridegroom will not be difficult but most likely they will have love marriage.

2. You will have lots of new friends.

3. Many of your friends and guests will come to visit your house.

4. Male neighbours will be very helpful to your family.

5. Your friends will take care of your wife, house, children and cars, when you will be out of station.

6. Your boss will invite you and your wife for evening parties.

7. Likely to get lots of gifts on anniversary or birth days.

8. In case you or your wife or children fall sick there will be no problems with attendants or food.

9. Promotion will be faster both for you and her, if she is a working lady.

10. Unfortunatly if you die then she will not face any difficulty in procuring the death certificate, gratuity and LIC claims etc. Your friends will help her so much (provided she is still young and has not lost her charm) that she would start thinking –“He should have gone earlier.”


But remember rose plants have thorns.

So for happy marriage to last long follow these rules or perish.

A. Never interfere in her personal and official matters.

B. Never work in the same office where she works or the beneficial effects will be reduced from ten to three

C. For so much bonus you have to adjust, develop tolerance or commit suicide.

BEST OF LUCK BOYS

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