SELF PROPAGANDA.

ଆପଣ ମାନଙ୍କ ଭିତରୁ କେତେଜଣ ଓଡିଶା, ଉତ୍କଳ ୟୁନିଭେର୍ସିଟି,ଷ୍ଟିଲଲ ଅଥରିଟି ଅଫ  ଇଣ୍ଡିଆ ଓ  ଇଷ୍ଟ ଜ଼ନପାଇଁ ଖେଳିଛନ୍ତି ?ଓଡିଆ ବୋଲି କଣ ଢେଂଡେ଼ରାପିଟିବି ?ମୁଁ ଜଣେ କ୍ରିଟିକ୍ୱ,ମିଛ ପ୍ରସଂଶା ଭଲଲାଗେନାହିଁ ସେଇଥିପାଇଁ ଅନ୍ୟମାନେ ମତେ ଭଲ ପାଆନ୍ତି ନାହିଁ  !  ହେଲା --ବିଶ୍ୱ କପ ହକି ହେଲା, କଣ ହାତୀମାରା ବନ୍ଦ ହବ? ପାଣି ଆସିବ ମହାନଦୀରେ?ଓଡିଶାରୁ ବେରୋଜଗାରୀ ଚାଲିଯିବ ?ମୁଖ୍ୟମନ୍ତ୍ରୀ ଓଡ଼ିଆ କହିବେ?ଦାରିଦ୍ର୍ୟତା ଉଭେଇଯିବ ?କିଛି ମାସ ପରେ ଯଉଁକଥାକୁ ସେଇକଥା ! ଷଣ୍ଢ, ଗାଈ,କୁକୁର ଫେରିଆସିବେ ରାସ୍ତାକୁ , ରାସ୍ତାର ରଙ୍ଗ ଲିଭିଯିବ ,ପାଦ ଚଲା ରାସ୍ତାରେ ବୁଲେଟ ଚାଲିବ,କିନ୍ତୁ ଓଡିଆଙ୍କ ଉପରେ ଅନ୍ୟରାଜ୍ୟର ଦୃଷ୍ଟିକୋଣ ବଦଳିବ ନାହିଁ ! ଓଡ଼ିଆ- ଓଡ଼ିଆ ହୋଇ ଗୋଡ଼ଟଣା ଟୁଣି,  ହଉଥିବେ ରାଜ୍ୟ ଜୁଆଡେ ଯିବା କଥା ଯିବ !ବହୁତ ବର୍ଷ ତଳେ ଗୋପବନ୍ଧୁ କହିଥିଲେ "ଓଡ଼ିଆ ଭୀରୁ" ନିଜର କେହିନାହିଁ ବୋଲି ଭଡାଟିଆ ଆଣିବ, ବାଃ ବାଃ ନବା ପାଇଁ ?

LAND LOTUS

Land Lotus: Changes its colour from white to pink as the sun rays fall on its petals.

ROUTINE TESTS ARE UNNECESSARY

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                                                                          ROUTINE TESTS:     Should one take his car to a mechanic, even though it’s running perfectly and has break oil, coolants plus the engine oil in adequate amount? Some would like to take it to a reputed garage for self satisfaction. Similarly some well to do executives would get admitted for routine checkup even though they do not have any medical problems? They want to ‘Asul’ the insurance premium they pay every year? Like the car mechanic the doctor would ask for battery of invasive and non invasive tests. One may land up in the cardiac table and have two to three drug eluding stents or a bypass graft !One such patient underwent a stress test and collapsed on the trade mill !The lesson is do not over strain yourself with running and gym? Travelling is stressful after certain age even if you go by air. The desire to live long increases as one gets older and older. Friends do not go for unaccustomed activities after certain age. Remember these five tests are unwanted in most of the persons 1. Treadmill test colonoscopy of spine 4.Bone density test 5.Routine ECG.Asking for a routine checkup means asking for trouble and tension. Some people go for treadmill test because his son has gifted him an Nike sneakers!

MEALS AT RUPEES FORTY__NEW DELHI (2018)

चालिश रुपायामें भरपूर खन्ना ?४ रोटी+तीन सब्जी+चायल +पिआज+अचार

 For Rs:40/- you get three vegetable curry+4 roti, freshly prepared+rice+onion and prickle.

Evening you have Imran's

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Chicken Hut.for non vegetarian Alcoholic.

Heart of New Delhi--Basantkunj.

GOING BALD

Real life incident: (Humor in Medicine)

While working as a medical officer in IGH, room no-5, general medicine OPD, many patients used to come to me for advice for losing hair and going bald. Room number 5 and 15 were adjacent to each other.

I asked them to go to RN-15, Skin VD OPD but they refused to go there!

“I asked them the reason?”

“Sir, the specialist is totally bald, what advise he would give?”