Sanjoy Jokes-2006

1:
Niki: Why few women go to heaven?

Milu: When more go there it will be called hell!

2. Puje: Dad, it seems you did not know about Mommy until
you got married to her?

Dad: Yes beti, that happens to every one.

3. A newly married couple (boy from town and the girl from a
village, because the boy had an idea that village girls are
virgins)

girl: Darling you told me that we will be here for the
honeymoon?

boy: Yes! This is called honey moon.


girl: But I had it many times before marriage, what is so big about it?


4.Susmita to her husband who has just returned from office

"there is a good news and bad news for you, which one you would like to know?�"

Husband: of course the good one first.

Susmita: our neighbor's daughter has run away with a boy.
Husband: hearty laughter.

"then what is the bad news�"

Susmita "she has run away with your son."

5. Wife to her husband: why you put off the A/C at night?�
Husband: because I want to sleep.

Wife:: "how come"

Husband: you stop snoring once the A/C is off

6.Two young girls in a town-bus talking to one another when a

fat man with huge abdomen boarded the bus.


One girl whispered to her friend: "if this were on a woman,

people would have thought she is pregnant"

The fat man over-heard and quickly replied "it was and she is"



7. A man lost his wife, locked his house and stayed back at the river bed in a small hut for fourteen days.
People were full of praise for his love for the wife when the

neighbors told that he stayed there so that those who had

come will make their one arrangement for stay and food. He

Was miser of the highest quality!

8.A man had triplet born to his wife.

When asked by TV crew as to how he could achieve such a feat,
the man replied "You know I run in three shifts, I am after all a steel
plant man"

Sadasiv Swain