EXCHANGE OFFER

EXCHANGE OFFER:


In a departmental store a new window was opened for exchange offer.

This was quite different from other stores. One can exchange live things only, from fish to dogs.

One man got disgusted with his wife and went to that store for exchange offer.

There was only one counter: “HUSBAND EXCHANGE OFFER”.

Our fellow was disappointed not to find a counter for wife exchange.

So he went to the Manager of the store and asked

“Why is this partiality for woman?”

The manager told him,

“Sir, we had that wife exchange counter with huge profits but the higher authority told ask to stop it immediately”

“But why?”

“There was stampede when we had a good looking lady for exchange, every one wanted to have her”

“But you had good intentions for the males”

“You know it and every one knows it but the women liberation group was the thorn on that business”.

“But how is this husband exchange offer doing”

“Nice sir, it’s the young generation who pays a hefty amount and goes for exchange”

“What about old couples?”

“Old ladies are more faithful to their husband, plus men- pause when they see a graying lady(menopause), hence no exchange offers.”

Both had a hearty laughter, when the sales girl entered manager’s office and said “Sir your wife has found an exchange.”