GOOD HEALTH

SEX AND STAMINA:
If you open a magazine, newspaper, glossy paper, internet, TV and Cinema magazine it will have some naked photo or a scantily clad lady or some sex tips as if with out that the young generation will die! Why this? Because it sells, so more money. Two things are difficult to control for a weak willed person, they are urge to eat and eat and to have sex more sex.If some one can have control over these two, he or she can cross many hurdles in life. A sports person will perform better; a student will score more in examinations if they follow a simple mind controlling act called “CELIBACY”. You can try your self. If you are a runner your timing is bound to improve with mind control and sex control.Sex before any strenuous sports events will cause muscular cramps and loss of muscle power. If you are going for cross country race then refrain from sex one week before the main event, so also before the examinations. Some may not agree but there is nothing like 100% rule for any thing and every thing in life. Exceptions are there but it does not apply to all. In Hindu philosophy we have four stages of life, Childhood for play and enjoyment,( no sex).Youth for study and study + games for relaxations (no-sex),3rd:married life>sex for procreation and the last stage is detachment from worldly life and more of spiritual pursuits. Human being and Dolphin are the two living beings on earth who indulge in sex for pleasure and no one else.
But the western world‘s view about sex and sexual activities are totally different, they say sex is good for your heart, body and mind. They are so much obsessed with sex that they have given license for anal sex, oral-sex, and any unnatural sex as healthy. The present scenario of AIDS and other sexually transmitted diseases are partly due to western philosophy of human rights and free sex. The sex education in schools has resulted in more sex amongst youths and unwanted pregnancy. My sincere advice to my Indian students is to refrain from sex and concentrate on studies and extracurricular activities.

PANDHDA VILLAGE

A small village in the state of Odisha in India known for it's high literacy level.Prof Basanta kumar satpathy a famous English profession and a famous odiya literary person was born in this village way back in 1913 June 20th.On this day his sons, daughters, son in laws, daughter in laws and relatives actively participated in the programme and celebrated his birth day..

ANNUAL FLOOD

FLOOD IN ORISSA (ODISHA)
Every year the same scene is enacted in Orissa, flood & drought, a very high infant mortality, illiteracy and poverty level completes the misery of the people. The ruling party to get some cheap popularity changed its name from Orissa to Odisha but that was not enough to change the fate of this cursed state. There a dozen of rivers flowing through this state but instead of benefit they cause havoc every year as result of which the state goes back to the same place from where it started. The center gives aid but it goes to the coffers of mafias. No constructive work to prevent the sufferings of the people. Few districts are benefited every year but they refuse to vacate those places .Some say people of these localities are very complex and are litigants for that reason God punishes them with tsunami and other natural calamities very frequently. Those are low lying areas hence heavy rain and excess water in the rivers cause problems which no Government can prevent.
Usually this occurs just before Dushara but the fire works, festive atmosphere, processions and celebrations are same as before, millions go down the drain, no consideration for the flood affected people. Ruling party is happy so also the people of those same areas who get money .There are no immediate solution to this “annual festival “called FLOOD & DROUGHT. I can suggest one thing which may not be liked by many—tell those people who are affected by flood to move to another place and there will be no aid for people of the same area every year. One thing is for sure those who live with snakes have to be prepared for the bite so also people near river banks runs the risk of natural disasters

TRY THIS ?

WHAT WILL HAPPEN?
Imagine a situation when the public will stop going to film theaters for viewing films as I have done for last thirty years! What will happen to our film hero’s and heroines? They have no educational qualifications hence they will have their own shows or become waiters or receptionist in their own or other’s hotels. Once film industry becomes a loss making organization people working there will come back to their own land and invest money in some other profitable business or they stay back .After all film industry is for entertaining people and making those undeserving stars vulgar rich. What will happen if people stop watching new films? A statistic shows thirty two percent of film lovers have not watched seventy two percent of old and new movies! People who are idiots watch TV shows for that reason the other name of TV is idiot box. Yes I agree, one should enjoy life but watching the remake, poly mix, multimix and duplicate movies make no sense. There are better place to take your girl friends or wives for relaxation. Try this for six months and start developing some constructive hobby and watch the results! Your house needs a fresh coat of paint, may be your almirahs needs defragmentation or you must sort out your DVD collections and see those movies you have for got to view! Try to visit your neighbors if they have no objections.
I will not ask you to stop watching sports of your choice because most of the events are not fake like films. At least they are on the play grounds with persons sweating out, running, jumping and scoring goals or earning points or scoring runs or taking wickets. What a film star does is only twenty percent but the most important part by the cameraman, background songs and music. The dialogue is written by some one, direction by the director, bravery by the stuntman, dialogues written script writers, dance by choreographers, songs by the background singers, the make up falsies plus top to bottom are all for visual hallucination of the viewers. Still we idiots watch them and visualize them as fairies and superman! Majorities of the film hero and heroines are metric failed, they are in this industry because of their family background and a handful due to their talents.Unfortunately these people are the hall mark symbols for the new generation.
My point of taking your time is who decides that such and such star should be paid this much? Why there is no ceiling! Once you reduce their salary or charges, which ever way then production costs will go down, there will be less of inflation and corruptions.
I would like to conclude that not watching new movies is not going to make your life less exciting or less entertaining. NOTHING WILL HAPPEN, give it a try for six months at least.

Wrong predictions

Just by changing the symbol of rupee is not going to help the economy of the country that's what i wrote some time back in this blog.We might be having the highest gold reserve in temples and lockers but what is the use?With the present rate of corruptions and and natural calamities even God is not our side.Dollar is going to be 50Rs very soon much to the delight of Indian exporters, lets wait and see when we are going to progress in real terms.Read this one:
Business with oil
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Due to the rise of international price of petrol many people say many things. Like some astrologers, few experts who knows the inside politics of petrol had predicted that the barrel will cost this much by 2010 and 2011.All our efforts of export ,production and GDP come to nuts with the rise of petrol and diesel price, the whole economy of the country goes through the drain. Then what is the solution? Is this being done by super powers to pull back India’s progress? These same countries who say India will be a super power by 2020 and so on and so forth are smiling because they know very well India’s strength and weakness.
When the international price of crude is low (<$ 85-a barrel) the price of petrol should have been reduced but they say “rupee has been devalued”, so we have to increase the price. Do you know more than 70% of petrol pumps are owned by politicians or their friends or relatives in India? So your guess is as good or as bad as mine. How come those petrol companies in India made a huge profit in last few years in spite of so called huge loss by them?
Let’s purchase crude now in heavy amount by asking people to use money by depositing the useless metal called gold in banks. With this gold we must purchase huge amount of crude. If the price goes up further we are gainer and if comes down we are gainer because our foreign reserve remains the same.
Where are our economists? Do they still think India will be a rich country? Yes we will have few more Birlas or Mittals or Ambanis and there will be three classes of people in India- rich and super rich and the poor.
Here is an example of India’s yearly life cycle.
Due to extreme cold north India goes to winter vacation. The cricket season keeps the Indian public busy. Rain brings more misery to people in form of flood and disruption of transport system.. Summer months are a boon for Pepsis and five star hotels. Rich and famous goes out side India to return with monsoon. Political turmoil and repeated election dries up the reserve banks.Dry weather, no rain, more rain, draught, flood cold weather, cricket, political crisis, festivals and more festivals,strikes,new films and breaking news keeps the yearly cycle complete.
By that time the ministers have come back from foreign tours to give a press statement about what others have said about India and its rapid progress.
Sorry sir, by using mobiles (even in toilets), riding Skoda or Tavares, traveling by air do not mean progress, it’s an ugly side of richness only a few benefit not the country.
Unless we have our own economy control measures, progress will be very slow, it’s like keeping fish in others pond.

Comments are invited from you.

Sanjoy Kumar Satpathy,
Patia

SUNSET IN INDIAN SPORTS

FAKE INJURIES AND UNFIT PLAYERS:
Indian sports persons have an unfit physic for sports. They are good for “gulli danda”and cricket.
How come they play so well in cricket not in others? Simple, in cricket you do not need body fitness; see Ranatunge, Marvan Hughes, laxman, David Boon, Pawar etc a long list in international cricket. Where as in football you need real fitness for that reason, India with 120 crores population is not even in the first 50 teams! What a shame?
Recently concluded Davis cup Tennis and Cricket Matches in England have shown that our players fake injuries or hide injuries to miss matches or earn money. I thing the main reason being the coach who teach the rabbits to behave like tigers and make them play football or basket ball in stead of the main game. Imagine a donkey being asked to run like a horse? Same is true for other games. If a fast bowler develops wrong muscles then no doubt he will bowl fast but will lose control over the ball. Spinner do not need to develop muscles in shoulders if they do so then they become chucker. Most of the players/film stars are interested to walk on the ramp to earn some extra money but for that they need a good body with muscles, to achieve that they go to gymnasium and take anabolic steroids. As a result of which their game suffers and the film stars start removing their shirts and other coverings to show off their fake bodies. While playing for the country they tell they are injured but for IPL and other money rich tournaments they tell that they are fit like a lark. Recently concluded Davis cup match even those fifth grade players did not play few matches as they are bad losers, faking injuries.
We won a hockey match after a long time that too by tie breaker and money is showered on them as a political gimmick.What a shame a country with hand full of sports person spends billion but hardly show any result. High time we collect semen from world class sports persons who have just retired and inseminate our well built black ladies to produce good athletes and sports persons for future India instead of spending billions for useless tournaments, sports events and foreign coaches.

GALAXY

Looks like the Galaxy photograph taken by voyager but actually this is a flash images of rain drops taken at dead of the night.Hope some one will send a similar photograph of snow fall in darkness.

FLOOD IN ORISSA

Blessing in Disguise
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There is a saying when majority suffer a handful rejoice- that’s the rule of the game called natural calamity. Here I mean the human beings only, because this two legged creature will not hesitate to cut ones near or dear one throat in case of his difficulty. Where as a tiger or a bear does no harm a man who tries to climbs the same tree where they have taken shelter due to flood.
Now it’s the time for flood in Orissa, I will confine my self to this state only because some one else will write for others.
Ever since I have started reading Odiya news paper from my school days one thing is obvious that this state will not progress for two reasons, the rivers and its people.
Now its flood time in Orissa, the hoardings are still there on the road side about the preventive steps for heat stroke.
How come a natural (?) disaster like heat wave and flood will be a Blessing in disguise?

In summer season Government spends lakhs for purchasing tents, pots, glasses, first aid teaching classes ,hoardings, news paper warnings, plus ten thousand of rupees for death due to heat stroke(Government. figure and press figure never tally) .You know who will be benefited “Public hai sab jante hain” from the heat wave. The opposition and the ruling party make a deal and fight in the “well” of the house where as people die in search of a ‘well’ in the village for a liter of drinking water. The school and colleges are closed by Government over night because of a combined attack by media and opposition party. But the students continue to go to private tutorial classes in spite of the heat. Some rich and famous schools do not carry on the Chief Minister’s order telling that-- their schools are centrally air conditioned.
Now the heat wave is gone but the weather continues to be hot and humid and the education institutes and its teaching staff getting ready to get up from their two months hibernation.

Hardly the auto, the taxi, the school bus and cars have started taking students to schools and colleges the rain comes. For big cities its fun time due to water logging as buildings are built every second day but with out drainage facilities. The press and media people are busy in high lighting the miseries of the people with out any solution, (one can see in TV a half drowned man is being interview—‘as to how does he feel’? (Apko kaisa lagta hai?, HOW DO YOU FEEL?) the man excitedly blames the ‘sarkar’ -for not doing any thing for him. The schools in villages which had opened after the summer vacation are once again closed as class rooms are converted to social homes for flood victims. Whether it’s train or bus accident or natural calamities media take a delight in bringing out from victims mouth-- “ Sarkar kuch nehin karte”(Government is not doing any thing)
Of late a ‘national attitude’ has become a ‘state attitude’. If people of Orissa have gone out of their own for picnic or sight seeing and dies out side due to accident then why ministers and Government officials should fly by air and bring back those dead person’s at a huge cost of exchequers money, as if they are martyrs!!

Odiya paper’s head line reads like this “record flood in such and such river”, other countries are making records in sports or inventions but we make records in flood, train accidents, road accidents, malaria, starvation and infant mortality, what a shame?? Do not blame it for global warming, its hand warming which causes the flood in Orissa. The river beds are filled with sand, the trees on the river banks are no more, the national highways passing through different towns acts as an embankment with no proper drainage facilities and the sanctioned money is not spent for prevention but for prolongation hence this annual phenomenon.
The mudslinging act starts by the opposition telling that the present flood is man made.
May be in a day or two the CM (photos have already been published)with his starched white kurta and Paijama will try to emulate Gopobandhu and fly by air to see the flood scenario. After his return with a gloomy face he will call for a press conference and will tell that ‘he is going to Delhi for Rs: 5000 crores for the flood victims’ (? politicians& businessman).The flood recede of it’s own as the lunar force become less and less on the Bay of Bengal. It’s high time the name should be change to “BAY OF SORROW” because the Bengali (here I mean Bengali from Bangladesh) continues to harm Orissa/Odisha as “Bangladeshi migrants “and “Bay of Bengal”.
The flood problems remain as it was when I was a school student, as we do not believe in prevention; we are a state of patch work management and happy to have the Lord of the Universe who does nothing except bringing miseries after miseries to the state of Orissa as he is not troubled so also our present day “LORDS”.


SANJOY KUMAR SATPATHY
PATIA
BHUBANESWAR

JAY-HO

THE RISE OF WORSHIPING OF GODS AND GODDESSES AND DEGRADATION OF MORAL VALUES WITH INCREASE IN CORRUPTION IN INDIA, IS NOT A RECENT PHENOMENON.SOME TIME BACK LORD GANESHA AND MAA SARASWATI WERE BEING WORSHIPED BY STUDENTS IN SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES AND EDUCATIONAL INSTITUTES ONLY.THERE WAS ACTIVE PARTICIPATION OF STUDENTS IN ARRANGING THE IDOL AND MAKING OF A FEAST.THERE WAS A CLASS OF TWO DIFFERENT TYPE CALLED EDUCATED AND UNEDUCATED.UNEDUCATED AND MECHANICS WERE WORSHIPING LORD KARTIKAYA THE ELDER BROTHER OF LORD GANESHA WHERE AS THOSE WHO WERE ACTIVELY ATTACHED TO BOOKS AND STUDIES WORSHIPED LORD GANESHA AND MAA SARASWATI, BUT THINGS HAVE CHANGED WITH TIME.CORRUPTION AND WORSHIPING HAVE BECOME SYNONYMOUS IN RECENT YEARS.
LORD GANESHA WHO IS SUPPOSED TO BE IMMERSED WITH IN TWENTY FOUR HOURS IS KEPT FOR DAYS AND WEEKS WITH HINDI FILM SONGS AND BREAK DANCE BY THE METRIC FAILED AND RUFFIANS OF THE LOCALITY.THEY COLLECT “CHANDA” BY FORCE FROM EVERY ONE TO HAVE A FEAST WITH ALCOHOL AND MUTTON.SUDDENLY THE SICK HINDU CULTURE RAISED IT’S UGLY HEAD DURING THE RAMAYANA AND MAHABHARATA TV SHOW DURING 80’S.FROM THAT TIME ON WARD THESE FESTIVALS HAVE BECOME A NUISANCE VALUE FOR THE COMMON MAN.I BEING A HINDU DO NOT LIKE IT NOR MOST OF MY FRIENDS.
IT’S A MYSTERY HOW THIS COUNTRY WITH SO MUCH OF UNSTABLE ECONOMY (EVERY SECOND MONTH THERE IS PRICE RISE OF PETROL OR DIESEL OR DEVALUATION OF RUPEE), CORRUPTIONS, ABSENTEEISM, UNPUNCTUAL PERSONS, AND FESTIVE MOOD ROUND THE YEAR IS STILL SAID TO BE SHINNING! THE IMMERSION OF GODS AND GODDESSES HAVE POLLUTED THE PONDS RIVERS EVEN THE SEA WATER(THEY ARE NO MORE MADE OF MUD AND SAND BUT PLASTER OF PARIS).EVERY YEAR THOUSANDS OF ANIMALS AND BIRDS ARE SACRIFICED CRUELLY TO PLEASE GODS.IT SEEMS THE DAYS OF GOOD THE BAD AND THE UGLY OF 17TH CENTURY IS BACK IN THE INDIAN SOCIETY.INDIA HAS ONE TARGET-THAT’S PAKISTAN,BEATING THEM IN HOCKEY OR CRICKET IS CELEBRATED AS IF INDIA HAS WON THE WAR WHERE AS A SINGLE PERSON ACROSS THE BORDER CREATES PANIC IN THE COUNTRY,IF WAR BREAKS UP, WITH CHINA AS IT”S FRIEND INDIA STANDS NO CHANCE.
I KNOW THERE WILL BE LOTS OF CRITICISM ON THIS ARTICLE BY NRI ENJOYING IN THE COOL AND COMFORTABLE CLIMATE OF OTHER COUNTRIES.

CATCH THEM YOUNG

FOR PARENTS AND TEACHERS



There are four types of students in this world, so one has to plan accordingly or the efforts and time devoted for them becomes futile. It’s also for the students to find out which category they belong to. The intelligence of a child a boy or a girl depends on the fathers DNA not the mother’s, in majority of cases. Like in every field of life there are few exceptions here in this mind boggling article.
No1: CHIR BEGA
No2: CHIR CHIRA
No3: BEG BEGA
No4: BEG CHIRA
The first one type of students can’t understand or take long time to understand it still then forget it very soon and hardly remember any thing. (Worst type), no tutorial or good institute can make them excellent students.
The second variety is: Take long time to read and understand but once they have understood it they remember for long. They need more reading hours and a good teacher.
The third type: They read fast and remember it fast but forget it faster. They perform well if their recently read subjects come in examination.
The fourth variety is: The best of the lot (brilliant type) read first and remember it for long/life. Most of the teachers and tutorial classes take credit for these types of students.
So one can look for other interest of a student like arts, games, sports, drama etc, they may excel in them not in studies. So parents and teacher first assess the “class” of the student and accordingly invest your money, time and energy for them or the student or you will get depressed and commit suicide.

PLAYER TO A DOCTOR

Sanjoy Kumar Satpathy spent his younger days playing different games but cricket was his favorite one.He was a medium pace opening bowler in spite of his fragile built.He represented Mayurbhanj,Cuttack,Parlakekhmundi, Bhubaneswar and Rourkela in the Kalahandi cup Inter district tournament of Orissa.He played for Utkal University for three years.Later on he was a regular member of Orissa Ranji trophy team from 1965-78 .He was selected for East zone cricket team and played against Ceylon and West Indies.
It was a tough job for him playing cricket and reading medicine.There are few Medicine specialist in the World who also have played 1st class cricket.
In those above photographs you can see Doctor sanjoy and cricketer sanjoy satpathy.Along with him from right to left Dr.sanjoy,Prof.S.C.Dash(1st Endocrinologist of India),Dr and Director SAIL D.N.Mohapatra,DrS.S.Pati Biochemist.
The black and white photo has some famous personality of India and World.
Recently he was a match referee in the OPL 20-20 cricket tournament.Now a senior consultant and Intensivist with Ayush hospital Bhubaneswar and takes regular CME programs.

STRENGTH OF INDIA

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WORSHIPING GOD BY PROXY

A FLOWER THIEF CAUGHT ON CAMERA.
MY WIFE WAS VERY DISTURBED AS HER HARD LABOUR OF WATERING,SPRAYING AND MANURING OF FLOWER PLANTS WERE GONE IN THIN AIR WHEN SHE GETS UP IN THE MORNING.
"SIMPLY I CAN"T TOLERATE THESE FLOWER THIEVES" said she.
"WHY ARE YOU SO ANGRY IN THE MORNING HOURS?"
"SEE, THESE PEOPLE WILL NOT LIKE TO HAVE ANY FLOWER PLANTS BUT BUILD CONCRETE STRUCTURES AND GIVE ON RENT BUT WILL STEAL FLOWERS FROM OUR HOUSE!!"
"SO WHAT" WAS MY COMMENT.
" SIMPLY I CAN'T TOLERATE OTHERS TAKING OUR FLOWERS AND OFFERING IT TO GODS AT OUR COST.!!
"YOU SEE,BY GETTING IRRITATED YOU ARE RAISING YOUR TEMPER AND BLOOD PRESSURE OVER THIS SIMPLE THING"
"YOU SAY IT'S NOTHING TO BE WORRIED ABOUT?"
"YES, YOU SEE BEFORE WE LEAVE OUR BED SOME ONE HAS PLUCKED THE FLOWERS AND WILL OFFER IT TO GOD,WE ARE FORTUNATE SO INSTEAD OF FEELING BAD ABOUT IT WHY DON'T YOU REALIZE OUR FLOWER HAVE REACHED GOD WITH OUT ANY OF OUR EFFORTS ,SO IT'S GOOD FOR US AS GOD KNOWS EVERY THING."
FROM THAT DAY SHE NO LONGER GETS UPSET WITH THE FLOWER THIEVES.

Prof Basanta Kumar Satpathy(1913-1994)

Had his graduation at Ravenshaw college Cuttack,and Post graduation under Patna university.Worked as publicity officer of Maharajah of Mayurbhanj for a short time, later on became a faculty of Utkal University as Professor of English.Retired in 1970 from Government service.Famous Oriya writer,critic,editor,and dramatist.His 2nd son Prof.Sumanyu satpathy had taken up his baton as Prof and Head of the Department of English in Delhi university.

TEACHER'S DAY

ON 5th of September every year teachers day is celebrated in India.Every day is some day like Alcoholic day to ZOUNDS day, i hate any one of them may be the usual calendar will be replaced soon by a new sort of calender.Lets include 7th September as Blast day so that students and Government officials will get one extra day paid leave!On that day lots of procession will start from schools to court with blasting of bombs.
Since 1962 this teachers day is celebrated and we are producing very good students to blast the public, hats off to our teachers and tuition masters.
"WHEN A CLEAVER MAN TURNS TO CRIME IT'S THE WORST OF ALL"-- from SPECKLED BAND
If some one keeps a cobra as pet in the house some day it will bite its master.
My regards to my teachers who did not contribute any thing for my success or failures in life.

DENGUE CAUSING NEUROLOGICAL DEFICITS

During the recent epidemic of DENGUE at Anugul and Dekhanal district of Orissa lots of patients were referred to Bhubaneswar and Cuttack for confirmation of diagnosis and treatment.Ayush hospital where i work as consultant physician has the responsibility of treating these patients.The most interesting thing was the neurological deficits in these dengue patients which mimic like LGB(LANDRY GUILLAIN_ BARRE) syndrome.I had the opportunity to pick up three such patients with neurological deficits.To my knowledge this rare complication is not noticed by many physicians and not high lighted.This is an observation which needs documentation for the next generation of doctors .All my patients improved with in two weeks.The neurological problems appear during or after the illness.This may be treated as case report from a physician with 35 years of experience.

ID MUBARAK

ID MUBARAK TO ALL MY VIEWERS.THE MONTH OF FASTING ENDED ON 31st,AS MY INTERNET WAS DISCONNECTED DUE TO RAIN I COULD NOT WISH MY MUSLIM VIEWERS YESTERDAY. AM SORRY FOR IT.
ISLAMIC MONTH OF FASTING FORBIDS THEM FROM EATING,DRINKING AND SEX DURING DAY LIGHT HOURS WHICH TEACHES THEM PATIENCE,SPIRITUALITY,HUMILITY,AND SUBMISSIVENESS TO GOD. EVEN THOUGH I AM A HINDU BRAHMIN I GO TO THEIR HOUSE AND TAKE FOOD ALONG WITH THEIR FAMILY MEMBERS.

AUSPICIOUS DAY

HAPPY GANESHA PUJA TO ALL MY VIEWERS.IN SPITE OF THE INCLEMENT WEATHER THE FESTIVITY MOOD HAS NOT BEEN DAMPENED.