08 October 2011

WOMAN POWER



IF WOMEN RUN THE WORLD

1. ALL TOILETS IN PUBLIC PLACES WILL BE FREE FOR FEMALES.
2. ALL AIR HOSTESSES WILL BE REPLACED BY WELL BUILT MALES.
3. ALL BRIDE BURNING COURTS WILL BE HEADED BY MALES.
4. MONEY SPENT ON ILLICIT AFFAIRS AND ON PROSTITUTES WILL BE 100% TAX FREE.
5. FEMALE WILL HEAD ALL CORRUPTION INQUIRIES.
6. ALL PhD GUIDES FOR GIRLS WILL BE MALES.
7. SANITARY NAPKINS WILL BE INCLUDED IN ESSENTIAL MEDICINE LIST, HENCE REIMBURSABLE.
8. BABY SITTING WILL BE EXCLUSIVELY DONE BY GRAND MOTHERS.
9. WORKING WOMEN WILL BE PROVIDED WITH MAKEUP ROOMS IN THEIR OFFICE.
10. TWO WORKING HOURS WILL BE FOR GOSSIP AND MAKEUP.
11. FOR EACH PREGNANCY THE LADY WILL GET THREE MONTHS SALARY AS ADVANCE, WITH OUT INTEREST.
12. SPECIAL LADIES COACH IN LONG DISTANCE TRAINS WITH MALE BLACK CATS.
13. IN CASE OF DIVORCE THE EX/HUSBAND WILL TAKE CARE OF THE MAKEUP AND DRESS BILLS OF HIS EX WIFE TILL HER DEATH.
14. FOUR DAYS SPECIAL LEAVE EVERY MONTH FOR YOUNG LADIES.
15. ALL MODELS AND ACTRESSES HAVE TO DRESS FROM HEAD TO FOOT.
16. ALL RAPISTS HAVE TO LOSE BOTH THE TESTES WITHIN ONE WEEK OF CRIME.
THIS DOES NOT MEAN THAT WOMAN ARE GOOD ADMINISTRATORS!!
WE HAVE FOUR CM IN INDIA AT THE MOMENT, OUT OF WHICH ONE IS OK REST THREE ARE CORRUPT-THAT MEANS 75% ARE UNPREDICTABLE, YOU ARE THE BEST JUDGE.REMEMBER—THE GREATEST ENEMY OF WOMAN IS ANOTHER WOMAN.

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