TRUE DEMOCRACY

TRUE DEMOCRACY(A SATIRE)
The stage is the place where every one goes after death(may be hell or heaven we do not know);
For important political events in India MKGandhi takes interview of recently dead persons.
Gandhi(G);How is the Indian democracy running?
Kishanji(K):Very bad Gandhijee.The present democracy is worse than British raj.
G:why?
K: You were killed by bullets from an individual but democracy killed me!
G: But there must be some reason!
K:You see-they called you Gandhijee and me as Kishanji,still then both of us were victims of bullets.
G:You are too much of a Maoist than Indian, as far as I know.That might be the reason for your death.
K:But?After me another person has just now arrived from India, you better ask him.
G:Any new news? Sardarjee?
S:One of a Indian citizen has slapped a central minister.
G: On one side or both?
S:One side jee.
G:A true Indian should have shown the other side too.
S: But the military force did not allow him to do that, sir.
G:Is he a sardarjee?
S:Yes-You are dead right.
G: You see,actually I was given credit for the freedom movement in India but actually it’s the sardar jees who were the real heroes.
K:But the PM who is also a sadar has no such qualities of a sardarjee!!
G: You see they behave differently in different age.
K:How- jee?
G: 40-50years they behave like an ox.50-60 like a lamb,60 and above like a Parrot.
K:But why a parrot?
G:Because-they speak what is taught to them.

MENTAL MAKE UP

GET PREPARED OR ELSE YOU LOSE YOUR COOL AND YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE WILLSHOOT UP:
YES, IF YOU ARE TRAVELING BY INDIAN RAILWAYS.
1: Your train may be in time when you were last informed, but be prepared for two hours late or more.
2: Your train may be cancelled for so many reasons. Be prepared for it.
3: Getting your compartment is a tough job, the coach numbers have changed from S to B or vice versa or your compartment may be the last but one. Take the help of a coolly or else you may miss your train.
4: Getting in to compartment is a tricky job so enter any compartment and walk through the vestibule. Hence less or mini luggage is the best option.
5: Your berth may be occupied by some one else and the TTE is not in sight even though it’s more than a hour of departure of the train.
6: You may be asked to go to another compartment even if you have a valid ticket.
7: Lastly you may get a berth if your luck is good.
8: Cockroches/Rats in A/C compartment are common sight, do not panicky.
9: The A/C may be out of order and will be repaired in the next station.
10: Due to heavy flow of unauthorized passengers you may lose your seat if you had gone to the toilet.
11: Suddenly the train may stop for hours as there is engine failure/ or a derailed goods train.
12. Donot book an air ticket on the same day of arrival of your train, keep at least 24 hours in hand.
13: Hinzdads (eunuchs) during day time creates nuisance in certain routes.
14: Be careful of your luggage.
15: If you are travelling alone better insured your self and the luggage.
16: Donot make any friendship with any one.
17:If you are a medical doctor never tell that to your co passengers or TTE.
18: Take minimum food two days prior to the journey date (if it’s a long journey).
19: Do not ask your friend or relatives to receive or drop you from a railway station, provided you know the location.
20: Last but not the least thank God for arriving in one piece at your destination.
If you follow these simple steps you will not be disappointed.

AMAZING RAILWAYS

63140 kilometers of Railway line,8702 passenger trains,6856 railway stations and 14 million passengers travel a day.We salute the Indian railways for the amazing service they provide to the passengers. Traveling in Indian railways is cheap/free provided you are above 60 years,Handicapped,going for cardiac or cancer treatment,railway ex service persons,going for railway interviews,padma shree or similar awards,freedom fighters etc etc, there is big list of it.It's Govt policy which has spoiled the Indian Railways, for example ex employees are earning in lakhs to crores of rupees after retirement still then they get concessions,why?For this reason getting a reserved ticket is really difficult, do not blame the railways, it's the vote bank theory which has and will spoil India, be it education,holidays,bandh, defense, airlines,medical or any thing and every thing is reserved in India.Next we will discuss how to get mentally prepared for traveling in Indian railways.

REBIRTH

Why I do not like a rebirth?

Most likely I will not be born as a human being in my next birth due to my sins. But in case God gives me a choice I will request him to make me a crow or a dog but not a human being.
Are surprised as to why this fellow who has been a doctor does not want to enjoy his next life as a human being? People do all sorts of rituals like taking bath in polluted Ganga, going to Tirupati and bribing God with gold chains and lakhs of rupees to get a rebirth , but after going through many sleepless nights I decided enough is enough, no more human life.
Let me start from child hood.
Both my parents will be working so I will be left alone in house or in a creche or with a baby sitter.
There will be no brothers or sisters at home to play with and quite likely, no grand parents with fairy tales. I will have no freedom at home. By the age of three or four I will be sent to school with ten kg bag, a water bottle, with a diaper and some stuffed stale food stuffs. When I come home there will be no mother to greet me with a smile, I have to open the door my self. Till five I have to watch cartoon show only nothing else.
In the evening I have to do the school task and go to bed compulsorily.
Morning I have to get up early to catch the school bus. The same routine is repeated day in and day out. Father will hardly have any time to talk to me as he will be busy with his laptop and mobile phones. I will be asked to sleep in a bigger room all alone.
No games- no going out alone. I can not eat food of my choice. As a child I would not be allowed to ride a cycle, climb a tree or swim with my friends in the pond.
As I grow up, more restrictions will follow. Tuition after tuition, evenings will be spent in over-crowed coaching classes. Not allowed to go to fields to play or watch others play. I will not be allowed to move out on summer months as more coaching classes will be arranged. During examination there will be lot of stress and tension for me and my parents, as my performance will decide their life style and status in the society.
In the process of going through my school days, I'll be forced to loose a lot socially. By the time I do not realize that I have finished my school days it will be too late to know names of my cousins nor can I recognize my parent’s sisters and brothers.
I will be asked to remember when an Indian became a Miss world or A Gandhi family member was assassinated, or why such and such person became the president of USA.I will not be told about the names of my grand parents nor can I recognize their face in the group photographs.
I will not be allowed to attend any family functions due to examinations and tuition.
Even at the age of sixteen, I will have no experience of marketing, or booking a bus ticket. The travel agent will do every thing for me but at an extra cost. My parents would send me by flight or AC trains as there will be plenty of money with them. I will not face any hard ship due to shortage of money.
Lastly I may come out as a robot from an engineering college or some other college and then go for MBA most likely I will be sent abroad for a foreign degree to an obscure university and join some multinational company, purchase a house, get married, forget about parents and concentrate on “HOW TO EARN MORE MONEY”?
If I decide to become a doctor of medicine then whole of my youth will be spent on getting a seat in PG course and super specialization and I will surely forget how to treat malaria, scabies or a patient with round worm infestation. I'll refer them to another specialist.
By the age of 29 to 30 I'll have problems related to over-weight, diabetes, high blood pressure and impotence. My wife obviously will get worried and both of us would go out for medical check up in five star hospitals (med claim will bear the expenses) and lead a fast, stressed and tension-packed life.
With child-hood day’s charm-less, less exciting and with text book rotting, 'how to earn more money' will be the bottom line of life. There will be no mother-cooked food for me, no beating from father or any scope to play or fight with brothers or sisters. This looks hellish when I compare my present life; hence I have decided to become a crow or a stray dog.
At least it’s better one than a human life
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Writer of this topic is Sanjoy Kumar Satpathy- did his MBBS from a reputed university of eastern India, SCBmedical college Cuttack, did his diploma in Yoga from Baneras, Post graduation in Internal medicine from BHU, Varanasi, Diploma course in TB & chest diseases, updated neurology course from NIMHANS,Bangalore.
Sanjoy represented East Zone cricket team against, West Indies and Ceylon (srilanka)in 1974-75.Played for Odisha, Utkal University, steel authority of India, HSL during his younger days. He has retired as a joint director of S.A.I.L, now working as a senior consultant in Ayush hospital, Bhubaneswar. He has written six odiya short story books his English articles too have been published in many magazines and news papers.

ACUTE RENAL FAILURE

When there is sudden decrease in renal functions with rise in creatinine level with decrease urine out put and inability to maintain fluid balance in the body.When this occurs over hours or days with a preexisting normal kidneys we call it as acute kidney failure.
Identifying the cause is the first step in treatment.Remember 5% of hospital admissions and 30% of ICU patients carry a diagnosis of ARF(acute renal failure).25% of over all admitted cases for various reasons may develop renal failure.Majority of them will recover with timely interventions but some patients with multiple diseases may go to chronic phase.Dialysis may or may not be required depending on the pathology.
Normally creatinine level in blood is less than 1mg% but may start rising slowly over days.With decrease in urine out put and rise in creatinine level leads to a diagnosis of ARF.In day to day practice these are few common causes of ARF in India:malaria,Diarrhea,Gastroenteritis,Post surgical problems,Blood loss,certain drugs,Crush injuries,post delivery,abortions,Acute nephritis,shock syndrome, hepatitis, leptospira infection and hepatorenal syndrome.
Your doctor will decide when intervention is required for kidney problems with dialysis.

CRICKET RECORD

SACHIN TENDULKAR OF INDIA HAS SCORED 99 CENTURIES (ONE DAY + TESTS).LOTS OF MONEY IS PUT ON BET FOR HIS 100TH CENTURY>MY PREDICTION IS PUT YOUR MONEY FOR HIS 100TH CENTURY AGAINST AUSTRALIA AT MELBOURNE GROUND.

BROTHERS IN ODISHA(ORISSA)CRICKET

WITH SMALLER FAMILIES IT'S DIFFICULT TO FIND SOME ONE REPRESENTING A STATE SIDE.BECAUSE EVERY PARENT WOULD LIKE TO SEE HIS SON AS A DOCTOR-IAS-IPS OR MBA BUT NOT AS A CRICKET PLAYER.MOST PARENTS WOULD LIKE TO WATCH THE GAME IN AC COMFORT ROOMS ALONG WITH THEIR CHILDREN,SO SENDING THEM TO STAND UNDER THE SUN FOR 7 TO 8HOURS IS BEYOND THEIR IMAGINATIONS.CRICKET IS A DIFFICULT GAME WITH LAWS AND BYLAWS AND LOTS OF TECHNICALITIES HENCE VERY FEW PEOPLE IN THE WORLD WILL LIKE TO SEND THEIR CHILDREN TO PLAY CRICKET.BUT IN ODISHA(ORISSA) WE HAD/HAVE FIVE FAMILIES WHOSE SONS PLAYED FOR THE STATE .JENA FAMILY=.BIBEKJENA,2.BISUDHA JENA,3.ASHOKE JENA,4.CHINU JENA,5.ALOKE JENA.
PATTNAIKS: 1BANABASHI PATTNAIK,2SASHANKA PATTNAIK.SATPATHY FAMILY:1.SANTANU SATPATHY(PLAYED FOR THREE STATES,ANDHRA,UTTAR PRADESH,ORISSA)2.SANJOY SATPATHY(S)
MOHANTY FAMILY:1:SUJIT MOHANTY2:ASIT MOHANTY recently:MANGARAJ FAMILY(@) BROTHERS
I THINK THIS IS A VERY RARE OCCASSION IN ANY SPORTS WHERE SO MANY BROTHERS REPRESENTED THEIR STATE.

DUTIES OF KIDNEYS

Before we go for kidney failures we must know its duties so that one can give due respect to this silent worker.We are born with one million nephrons in each kidney.A nephron is a working unit of kidney.Every ten years we lose around 100000 nephrons.Kidneys filter out 180 liters of blood every day out of which we have the filtrate called urine which comes to 1.5 to 2 liters.The few functions are
1:Water balance
2:Electrolyte balance
3:Metabolic control
4:Removal of waste products from the body.
5:RBC formation
6:Blood pressure control
7:Keeping your bones strong by producing Vitamin D along with skin.
8:Maintenance of blood pH and HCO3 along with the support of lungs.
9;removal of toxic substance from the system.
from the above functions you can imagine what will happen to you if both the kidneys go on strike? So,Please take care of these two beautiful organs of the body before irreversible damage occurs to them.

Health VS wealth

"It is health that is real wealth and not pieces of gold and silver"
Mahatma Gandhi

KIDNEY TRANSPLANT-NEW GUIDELINES

this report says"Around 110000 are waiting for kidney transplant,out of which 17000 get it,rest die or go for dialysis.On an average 4 to 5 thousand die due to kidney failure every year." So the new guidelines are formulated so that younger people with less number of diseases get the benefit, not the moneyed man.That's the reason why i have taken up this topic for the young mass.This statistics are from USA, a country with meticulous record keeping and documentation.

KIDNEY DISEASES

THE RISE IN INCIDENCE OF DIABETES AND HYPERTENSION DUE TO CHANGE IN LIFESTYLE THE NEW GENERATION IS FACED WITH A DILEMMA WHAT IS GOOD AND BAD FOR LIFE? THEY WANT TO ENJOY BUT HOW??HOW TO LEAD A GOOD AND HEALTHY LIFE?? KIDNEY DISEASES ARE WORSE THAN CANCER PROVIDED YOU KNOW HOW TO PREVENT IT.WE WILL DISCUSS BOTH ARF(ACUTE RENAL FAILURE) AND CRF(CHRONIC RENAL FAILURE) ON THIS BLOG.

PETROL DRAMA

Petrol and essential goods price rise has become so frequent in India the reaction of people with a non existent opposition is like a barking dog behind an elephant.Neither Lungi clad-Chidamvaram babu nor foreign friendly Monmohan babu not Bengali bhadralok purchase any goods from the bazaar or haats so there is no impact on their life nor on the rich and famous politicians.The CPM which was supporting the UPA-1 from out side was working as a watch dog but with Bangali didi,Scam loaded southern ministers and BCCI famed minister are least bothered about how and what the governments doing.The recent China threat by the press is just to divert the attention of the public and to buy arms and ammunition with lots and lots of kick backs from western powers.
The recent F1 race is partly responsible for the price rise of petrol.If government has no say on bus fare, train fare, petrol price, vegetables, edibles,air fare, salaries of private organizations then we better have no government in India.
If you leave the business house to decide the prices of goods then no Hindu GOD can save India.
I have written many times and will continue to write that-"as long as our economy depends on US($) and petrol price" then we are ruined.Thanks for reading my blog.Viewers i thank you once again for your active participation with out which my blog will be lusterless.