MENTAL MAKE UP

GET PREPARED OR ELSE YOU LOSE YOUR COOL AND YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE WILLSHOOT UP:
YES, IF YOU ARE TRAVELING BY INDIAN RAILWAYS.
1: Your train may be in time when you were last informed, but be prepared for two hours late or more.
2: Your train may be cancelled for so many reasons. Be prepared for it.
3: Getting your compartment is a tough job, the coach numbers have changed from S to B or vice versa or your compartment may be the last but one. Take the help of a coolly or else you may miss your train.
4: Getting in to compartment is a tricky job so enter any compartment and walk through the vestibule. Hence less or mini luggage is the best option.
5: Your berth may be occupied by some one else and the TTE is not in sight even though it’s more than a hour of departure of the train.
6: You may be asked to go to another compartment even if you have a valid ticket.
7: Lastly you may get a berth if your luck is good.
8: Cockroches/Rats in A/C compartment are common sight, do not panicky.
9: The A/C may be out of order and will be repaired in the next station.
10: Due to heavy flow of unauthorized passengers you may lose your seat if you had gone to the toilet.
11: Suddenly the train may stop for hours as there is engine failure/ or a derailed goods train.
12. Donot book an air ticket on the same day of arrival of your train, keep at least 24 hours in hand.
13: Hinzdads (eunuchs) during day time creates nuisance in certain routes.
14: Be careful of your luggage.
15: If you are travelling alone better insured your self and the luggage.
16: Donot make any friendship with any one.
17:If you are a medical doctor never tell that to your co passengers or TTE.
18: Take minimum food two days prior to the journey date (if it’s a long journey).
19: Do not ask your friend or relatives to receive or drop you from a railway station, provided you know the location.
20: Last but not the least thank God for arriving in one piece at your destination.
If you follow these simple steps you will not be disappointed.