CRICKET GOD

                                        Jaganath temple at Bangiriposhi,Odisha,India.
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FOR GOD LOVERS(satire)

How can God be asked to retire? Who will take those offerings from Omega,Colgate,MRF,Bournvita,Toyota and many such devotees?

No one can criticize God, those who did had to quit cricket  as a player or  as a selector or commentator or BCCI member or even Umpiring?Steve Buckner was removed because he gave LBW decisions against God and he was black!! How come some one black person  ask questions about God's legs, he can keep it where ever he chooses to.? This God can also lie if compensated properly to save his devotees.DRS was an insult to God hence  its not followed by Indian.

God can purchase and sell his belongings as and when he choose, after all he is a God.India had some millions of Gods  more than the number of people who go with out food every day.If the offering to different Gods in the country are distributed amongst the poor then ten million will not go with out food.But they are Gods, can not live with out rich food some times,107 varieties of sweets, buffalo, bulls, goats, and cock's meat.Here is another selfish God who has destroyed many upcoming Gods in Indian cricket.

So God will decide when to live his small temple and shift to bigger one.Like any God in India he is rich hence he too gives a curtsey visit to his cousin at Tirupati once in while. You see,God worshiping is a way of life be it a cricket player or a Bull.

SANJOY KUMAR SATPATHY
Bhubaneswar

DOUBLE STANDARD

There is a fast moral,character, discipline, integrity, self respect and contentment deterioration in the society as a whole out of which i shall confine myself to Odisha only.On every alternate day some Hindu festival is celebrated in this state mostly at Cuttack and Bhubaneswar & other parts aswell, in mass scale as people have money and majority do not work or do not go to office. What is true religion majority do not know nor has an interest in practicing it.People have become very cruel, kill innocent animals through poison or electric current, go for road block on trivial issue which puts lots on inconvenience to the passengers and daily labourer.People have become self centered and do not care about other's discomfort.Recently there was a festival called "Chad khai" when people start eating non veg food stuffs after a month of vegetarian food!! Good news for animals, birds because they will survive for one more day of their life as this "feast on animals" falls on a Thursday.
But one thing surprises me is  that in a country where the majority are Hindu why the party BJP which the other party labels it as "fundamalist" Hindu Party,does not get votes from Hindus?Other religions get special protections and other benefits from political parties who call them selves as secular!So our people as well as political parties follow a very double standard in the name of Religion.Thanks for reading this piece.

POLLUTION AT PATIA

Do not get confused, this is neither a cement factory nor a mining area but heart & soul of Bhubaneswar, the most developing area of this capital city--PATIA(pin-751024).If you are seriously thinking of settling down at this place please for God's shake do not make that mistake.Every other day a new apartment comes up with exuberant price but the drainage, electricity, water supply,road condition are pathetic.No amount of complaint even to the so called best CM of India will make any impact, hence you keep your windows and doors closed and return home after midnight so that you can have a peaceful sleep till 5am when the bulldozer fellow will start working.Day time trucks and bulldozer sound+tile cutting noise+music from near by temples which are in every street of Bhubaneswar+fire crakers for any festival and India's cricket victory in any type of tournament will make your kids deaf by the time they reach sixteen.Airway diseases are plenty at Bhubaneswar.Now choice is yours.

HOUSE WIFE

Good news for House wife:

ALLAHABAD: The Allahabad high court has upheld that a married woman as a housewife and mother usually puts in more hours of work for the family than the earning members of the family and their contribution should not be considered any less.

The court upheld that the work of a homemaker must be assigned value in terms of money for working out compensation to the remaining family members who are dependants on services provided by her and her contribution to the family.

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Ulta Admi adds:

There should be provision for pocket money from govt to house wives all over the world, because they have sacrificed their life for a noble cause, job for others, plus they do the job of watchman, sex partner, care taker, cook,tuition master, job of a servant, orderly peon, at times dhobi, most important is rearing up of children.A male gets a job in her place which helps the society. They should be honored with an honorary degree (HWY) from respective universities after a short interview for their achievements. MDKCGandhi had said “woman needs education but not for jobs” and me add-- not to rub shoulders with other males in bus, train, auto and office.

sanjoy kumar satpathy

CONGRATULATIONS-- ENGLAND

                                                                    Kevin Pietersen

TRANSISTOR COMMENTARY:

In order to save my eyes, I switch on my ten year old Chinese transistor whenever there is a cricket match between India and any other country in India. The reason being funny- because when India bats the commentators go on giving advice about how to leave outside off stump balls and punish loose ones. When a wicket falls there will be pin drop silence from the commentary box and also from the gallery but if a four or six is being hit my transistor station gets changed due to the noise vibration. The batsman got out to a rank bad shot as if the bowlers can’t dismiss Indian batsman with good delivery. If Gavashkar is commenting he will give verbal coaching to the listeners or TV viewers, if he is in TV box. He puts forward certain arguments against the touring side just to show how patriotic he is and how they were treated in 1970’s in those countries. Commentators decide when to declare or to put up  a huge score so that the match ends in a draw and India keeps the lead 1—0.

When touring batsman gets out the ball is described as ball of the match & I have to adjust the band once again. Foreign batsman gets out to good deliveries where as our batsman due to wrong judgments. The bowlers are advised how to bowl to certain batsman as if the captain has a ear phone. If the touring batsman score the bowlers are blamed not the talent of the batsman are not recognized. At times the Hindi commentators appear to be crying after the fall of an India wicket. No commentators tell that the pitch is an under prepared one or a dead wicket. Market place looks deserted if India is marching towards victor in a day night matches. If large numbers of crackers (now they huge high decibel bombs) at night, means the game is over and India has own. If one can listen to his breath then India is losing badly. Very few true lover of this wonderful game, watch matches being played in other countries where Indian team is not involved.

I enjoy these parts of a match where Indian team is involved not on the result after all it’s a game not war.

Sanjoy Satpathy

Ulta Admi

WRONG MESSAGE

WRONG MESSAGE:

I was aghast to read “successful 2^nd & 3rd marriages of celebrities” as the main news topic in certain news papers  & their web sites.

Articles have started appearing in different newspapers and blog sites about successful second or third wife of celebrities. The recent being the hyped marriage of  a film star who is not only a womanizer but also a trouble shooter be it in hotels or forest or roads. Similarly some of our MPs too have two to three wives.

High lighting these wrong aspects of social married life sends a wrong signal to our young generation. A time will come when these young people will change their wives like mobile phone sets. Where is the end? Does multiple marriages as highlighted in the glossy magazines and press about these film stars and sports people’s leads to better life?

Homosexuality is highlighted like a big achievement so also these marriages. Some of our sitting MPs in LS and RS are married twice or thrice and they are our young generation’s idols  & light house. Really bad. If these press people have nothing to write then why they are wasting the news print given by government at a subsidized rate?

Let’s stop this nuisance of high lighting these bad things of celebrities, as achievements and give a wrong signal for our next generation.

Sanjoy Kumar Satpathy

WHITE & BLACK

GLYCERIN TEARS:(a satire)
A huge demand for White Kurta and Pyjama of different brands and sizes have cropped up at Mumbai ,Delhi& other big cities of India. The price too has been doubled. The reason being many of our film stars and politicians have grown old and are hospitalized for different medical conditions. So our heroes & super heroes with a gloomy face, glycerin tears, put on their new out fits during their visits to different hospitals. After few days another set is used for paying the last visit for the beloved leaders or old film stars. The third set is used for the cremation procession. You know they never wear it second time so they donate it to tsunami or earthquake victims.
Take for example our megalomaniac stars along with their bahu, "buddha pua"(aging son) pay visits for media and also for their own advertisements as most of them are without any job or not liked by people except showing off the "Girl of India” to the fanatic camera clicking photographers. These megastars at times become superspecialist give a health bulletine on the heath condition of the admitted VIPs.Emulating these stars our young generation too have started wearing white dress while attending similar functions of friends and relatives. The aging population in India is third highest in the World, hence business of hospitals, dentists, orthopedic surgeons, cardiologists, urologist and many such logist are flourishing very rapidly so also these white dress and fire woods demands.

There are many aging& diseased film stars and politicians or film related personalities hence more such white dress has been kept as a huge stock at Delhi and Mumbai in case****.

Sanjoy Kumar Satpathy(Ulta Admi)