Breaking
News: (SSN)
In a press release
at a huge gathering near Jantarmantar, it was disclosed that Maun Mohan Singha,
Naubina Petu-naik,and JoyLata have
joined BJP in spite of objections from
Kaupil Gibal and Digahara Singh. Experts are breaking their head over
this issue. Why this sudden change in political scenario in India is difficult
to perceive. Some say one wants to escape from the dark colour of coal and the
other from the mining tunnels and the other from sandal wood smell. But the
political analytics have a different opinion lead by Arjun Go-swami.
One finished
a century old political party in few years, hence he has been entrusted to try
and repeat that with BJP in 5 years. He has to carry on the secret service of one
foreign lady. The party president realized that the only way to revive that old
party is to finish the BJP.
Regarding
the second politician who has joined the non-secular party(as per him) who could
not pronounce properly in Odiya even after 15 years , said
“Sala—Bala—Mahila-Chatri—Mananku Namashkar”in a women’s college annual function,
is surrounded by BIC(cbi),Mines tunnels and Tich(chit) funds wants to escape to
Switzerland for treatment, has taken this unilateral decision. He has laid down
more foundation stones than the number of hairs on his head. This is also a big
political move to destroy BJP party before this pot bellied politician by proxy
merges in to the hands of foreign powers.
The third is
a lady who fell sick like other politicians once she saw the black coats and jail
gates of Bangalore. All three will unsettle the BJP party for good, much to the
delight of those two sakunis of the oldest party—Gibal and Digahara bhi.
The final
decision will be taken by Namdev bhi after he comes back to his mother land
from foreign visits after cleaning different air ports of the world in his ‘swacha
avijan’ mission but he may rue his decision for not being present when these 3
were inducted to the party.
(This is not
for serious persons but those with a sense of satire)(SSN—sanjoy—satire—news)
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