Drug Olympic
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Human body has
certain limitation as regards physical strength, endurance, reflex and
stability but experts say with drugs these limitations can be over come, hence
the doping test in sports.
Imagine an Olympic with drugs. Here all athletes are allowed to take any
thing they like; there will be no restrictions on drug and no dope test as the
name signifies. Even the public will be allowed to take beer (free with
tickets, maximum 1000ml), it will be like the IPL cricket tournament in India.
There will be no boring events like marathon race, walking events,
sword fight, and animal participation. Total period will be for five nights
only.
Except the referees, camera
men, officials’ rest of the people in the stadium can smoke, take drugs. The
athletes will not be asked which drug they take, not even the champions. There
will be no sex bar. Ladies too can participate along with men and there will be
no separate events for ladies but for each event there will be special prizes
for ladies. An event where a lady comes first then the males participating in
that event has to drink the urine of that lady. This is done to discourage under
performance by male athletes and substandard participants. There will be no
dress codes for participants.
What is the advantage of this type of Special Olympics?
You save the agony of the athletes. Millions of dollars are saved
as laboratory staffs and chemicals will not be required for the dope tests.
As such most of the champions of past and present used performance
enhancing drugs but went Scot free because of wrong sampling, faulty technique,
bribery, money power and political interference. Take the case of Mario Jones,
she was a different type of lady to have confessed about taking drugs other
wise I think eight out of ten famous sports person take some form of drugs, be
it in form of a diet (dogs meat, bull’s fat, tiger’s testes etc) or medicines
or other methods which is not known to the doping experts.
If that be so let’s see, what maximum a human body can achieve in
field events or other games and then compare them with the so called drug free
sports stars? But the question is, was there a really drug free Olympic in
recent years, say in last twenty years?
So friends lets wait for the sponsors to have an Olympic that will
have retired or not getting a chance(dropped)
or banned athletes or those who do not want to participate in drug free
Olympics. The prize money will be $50000(1st prize)$25000(2nd)
$10000(3rd) but if tested negative for drugs he or she will be
disqualified for next year. This Special Olympics will be held just six months
prior to the main Olympics.
The peculiarity of this “Olympic” will be maximum 50 athletes’
will be allowed to participate from one country, no officials. The leader from
each country has to be from the participating athletes of that country. Any individual
can participate for any country but he has to become a citizen for at least two
years before the event.
An event like this can only be held in a country where drugs are
freely available and there is no punishment for drug users.
After an internet voting, the venue for the first “drug Olympic”
will be decided. The dates will be informed in due time.
I wish some business house picks up this” golden Hen” and start
the event before it’s too late. If a human body can run 100 meters in 5 seconds
with drugs, then let it be why to stop this exciting future prospect of science
and human limits? I think it’s worth it to get a gold and $50000 with drugs
then lead a drug free life with out achieving any thing in life!!, why not die
young(adverse effects of drugs) doing some thing which people will remember for
hundreds of years, the choice is yours—“go and get it”. After the ‘Drug
Olympic’ there will be analysis with other Olympics, if no statistical
difference then no point in drug testing in further events.
NB: This is a satire but who knows it may be a reality in future.
Written by Dr.Sanjoy Kumar Satpathy
House no4, Plot401/2362
At post: Patia
Bhubaneswar751031, India
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