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How to be become rich and famous globally??
Are you a writer or an artist, or a filmmaker or a politician or a social worker, want to get some Padua awards on January 26th from President of India or get an award from Toscar or Tagasaky award or some unknown recognitions from an unknown organization, then read on.
First if you are a writer: Expose the poverty of India (as if it does not exist in other place). If possible write a novel which will be a best seller. Invite a famous personality of UK or USA to release the book.
Artist/Painter: Make nude paintings of Indian Hindu deities. There are lots of people at Delhi and Mumbai to help you out and you can sell your useless paintings for of million dollars and exile from India. You may become famous and rich at the cost of anti Hinduism.
Film makers: Here again show the dirty side of India. I mean the negative ones. Do it under a foreign banner or else you may not get entry or any sort of recognition even at home or in any film festivals? Some foreigners must be share holder for the film, you are bound to succeed. If possible make an anti Hindu film; it will fetch you a Toscar.
Politicians: Which ever country you are, tell BJP and Hindus as slum dogs and speak any thing and every thing about Hinduism as out dated and primitive. You will get recognition from the minority communities but can’t have an absolute majority in Parliament. May be you get some foreign award and your Swish bank deposits will suddenly become doubled.
Social workers:
Lots of money comes for AIDS and Destitute homes, if you know how to grab it and utilize it for your benefits then not only you get recognitions but also become famous and rich with out any change in HIV incidence or sufferings of the people. There are Hiltons and Gushes to give you prizes for your dedicated work.