DEFINITION

Definitions

Of late definitions for every thing is fast changing in this world, especially in India.
Terrorist: If they are from Pakistan. They attack after giving enough warnings.
Maoists: If they are from India. Round the year they stop development work especially in non-congress ruled states.For them road side trees are cut so that there won't be road block!!
Dacoits: If their faces are covered. They take away your property when you are awake.
Thief: You lose your money in sleep or if you are reckless.
Human rights: If you are rich and have AIDS.
Suicide: Farmers dying due to any cause is suicide.
Rape: Sex with any lady including ones wife is a rape in India..
Torture: Any thing you do to your colleague or a lady working with you is a torture.
Freedom: Road block, burning of trains and bus.
Freedom of expression: Only for non Hindu people.
Politicians: Have seen more foreign countries than India. If you have a police case, criminal records, excess black money, match-fixing allegations, Bomb blasts, this designation is for you.
Doctorate: If you have the above credentials then some foreign university will confer you a doctorate degree.
Doctor: If you had a heart attack you are a cardiologist. If you had jaundice you become a hepatologist and so on.
Professor: Any teacher in Bihar is a Professor.
Milk: Any liquid that’s white is milk in India.
Alcohol: If you want to commit suicide take it.Can use it as mosquito repellent.
Foreign alcohol: Nothing foreign about it.
BPL: Breach Poor Land
Floods: Muddy water in a river.
Heat stroke: Any death during summer season in Odissa.
Resignations: Means with-drawing the blank paper.