FUNNY IDEAS

A BIZARRE COUNTRY CALLED INDIA


A country with glares of problems but still it’s surviving only due to its people.
The politicians, bureaucrats, judiciary are only interested in their personal affairs but show off as if there heart bleeds for the country.
A: accidents kill thousands of people but neither the society nor the road safety department tries to find out a solution to it. The road from Bhubaneswar to Purl is a death trap (recently two young photographers from AAJ-TAAK died due to RTA).I think the greatest killer (for young and fit people) in India is Road traffic accidents (RTA).
B: Beer & Bars (driving with beer is a fashion now a days.)
C: Corruptions/Cricket (A norm, others are doing why can’t I?)
D: Democracy (When ministers or Governors go on the road then only you realize you are in a kingdom not in democracy)
E: Electricity (Hook it or temper your meter, choice is yours)
F: Food ( Go to big bazaar)
& Flood (politicians dream but people's night mare)
G: Gundagiri (You have to bear with it or fight at your own risk)
H: Hoarding (Must be hand in glove with the Government)
I: Inflation & IPL (PM says both are good for economy)
J: Judiciary (Must live long to hear the verdict)
K: Kashmir (will remain as a tourist spot)
L: Literacy (Judge it from the sale of news papers)
M: Malaria, Maoists & Mines (Major hurdle for the country)
N: Narcissism (Watch ministers with currency garlands)
O: Oath taking (Watch the live telecast if you are physically handicapped)
P: Parliament (Wastage of money)
Q: Quality ( What is that)
R: Rally (With out rally country comes to a stand still)
S: Sentence :( Enough time for some hijacking)
T: Temple (Find every where,even on the middle of a road.)
U: Utopia (Will remain a dream)
V: Vampires (Do not have to search)
W: Weather (A/C companies are worshiping Sun God)
X: Xanthoma (yellow vision ministers)
Y: Yes (Country of yes sir)
Z: Zigzag (A country of zigzag culture)