10 October 2010

PRESS DELIGHT

WHEN DO THE PRESS/ MEDIA/ TELEVISION PEOPLE GET EXCITED AND SMILE IN INDIA
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1. A NATURAL CALAMITY IS PROJECTED AS IF GOVT. IS RESPONSIBLE FOR IT--. GOVT. IS NOT DOING ANY THING.
2. PEOPLE WHO ARE INTERVIEWED---- HAVE TO SPEAK OUT THE MEDIA LANGUAGE.

3:.IF THERE IS A TRAIN ACCIDENT, WHERE MORE THAN 300 MIGHT HAVE DIED, BUT NEWS PREFERENCE WILL BE GIVEN TO BLAST AT CAPITAL OR
SOME OPPOSITION RULED STATE WHERE ONLY 20 PERSONS DIED.
4:. STAVATION DEATH IN ORISSA. MOSTLY BENGALI NEWS PAPERS WILL HIGHLIGHT ALONG WITH NDTV.

5:DOCTORS MANHANDELE, SOFT TARGETS FOR EVRY ONE..

6:. PATIENT DYING IN A HOSPITAL. A NATURAL DEATH IS PROJECTED AS DOCTOR'S NEGLIGENCE.

7:INDIA WINNING A MATCH AGAINST ZIMBAQUE OR BANGLADESH. OR PAKISTAN LOSEING A MATCH IN HOCKEY OR CRICKET.

8: ELECTION IS IN THE AIR/ MUNICIPALITY ELECTION IN MUMBAI WILL DO.

9:BIG "B" HAS CONSTIPATION OR LOOSE MOTIONS OR HOSPITALISED.

10:FEW MEMBERS OF SIVA SENA OR BJP JOINING CONGRESS.

11:GANG RAPE.

12:VISIT OF A FOREIGN DIGNITORY ie FROM .NEPAL, BHUTAN etc.

13:TSUNAMI/ CYCLONE/PLANE HIJACKED.

THESE ARE FEW I COULD REMEBER IF YOU CAN ADD TO THE LIST YOU ARE WELCOME.
SEEN TO BE BELIEVED WHEN THE NEWS IS FLASHED IN TV!SEE THE EXCITEMENT ON THE FACE OF THE PRESENTER.!


SANJOY SATPATHY,BHUBANESWAR-31

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