DIABETIC DAY

On diabetic day a three day cricket match was organized between 65+year old diabetes VS high blood pressure patients.
Diabetic team won the toss and elected to bat. The bowlers of high blood pressure team (BP) took longer time as most of the moments they lost their temper due to wrong umpire decisions. One of the umpires was a patient of liver disease due to alcohol, he had kept one Pepsi bottle with rum in his pocket the other one was a patient of mental illness with cataract.
The batsman (diabetic team) had to leave the crease very frequently during which time the umpire called for drinks break (beer).That way in the whole pre -lunch period only 12 over could be bowled but the batting side lost six wickets as sighting the ball was difficult with a diabetic eye.
There was a scramble for lunch where the diabetics went on eating and the blood pressure team players took liberty with salt and mutton curry. That way the match progressed; by tea time the diabetic team was all out for76 (4 batsmen retired heart due to hypoglycemia).
From hypertension team, two players could not come for fielding due to head reeling and vomiting.
The first day ended with score of 56 for eight as the high blood pressure team lost their cool and got run out frequently.
The alcoholic umpire gave 7LBW decisions against the high BP team.
The match ended by lunch time on 2nd day as six of diabetic and five hypertensive players were admitted to a near by hospital.
The organizers were busy in accompanying the patients (players) to the hospital.
The spectators were the relatives of the players who had brought with them insulin, glucose for their relatives. The diabetic team won the match by 2 runs.
Till the last report -three from diabetic team and six from BP team are still in hospital.
Mr.Saitan Swami who could stay on the ground for maximum number of hours as he had made one innovative idea through his doctor brother of wearing a condom and getting it connected through a small tube which was hidden in side the pant, through which he was passing the urine with out going to toilet was declared as the man of the match.
The Governor of AP who has both diabetes and high blood pressure was the chief guest.
The match was sponsored by KGDUS rossogola and Tata salt, each diabetic player was given an insulin syringe and a rossogola tin, blood pressure players were given one BP machine and a kg of Tata salt. The man of the match got a glucose meter.
There will be return match on High BP day next month.