29 May 2012

SANJOY UBACHO


CHANAKYA NITI HAS BECOME OLD AND NO ONE HAS TRIED TO UPDATE IT, HERE IS AN HUMBLE EFFORT BY SANJOY TO FIT RECENT NITI IN TO THIS EARA.WE CALL IT SANJOY NITI.
1: Never try to pass advances/or touch a lady unless she is first to do so.
2: Do not be too friendly with your class mate unless you know him/her and the family background.
3: Never give any advice with out being asked for.
4: Do not depend on your parent’s money once you have become a graduate.
5: Never marry a girl having too many relatives.
6: As a student never show off your richness in your school or college.
7: Do not attend any birthday parties.
8: Never expect any thing from a person whom you have helped.
9: Never repent
10: For a happy married life one of you have to keep quite.
11: Avoid friends who give you tension.
12: Never disturb these, snake, sleeping tiger, thief, crooked person.
13: Reading late at night never helps.
14: Never cross road (in India) unless you are very sure. Why to put your life at another person’s mercy?
15: Never hurt a person by words or deeds.
16: Keep money for a rainy day.
17: Before purchasing a thing, think twice if you really need it.
18: Know your limitations.
19: Ask your doctor if the injection can be replaced by a capsule, (thousand die to anaphylaxis).
20: Where ever you are, try for a diet of your childhood.
21: Spend 30 minutes of every day analyzing your mind.
22. Read from books not from laptops or candle.
23. Do not over load your system with too much water, unless required.
24: Never compare your life with that of another. Remain original.
25: Make a habit of going to toilet at a fixed time of the day.
26: Discuss your problems with parents, wife, husband or your teacher as the case may be.
27: Do not waste time in going to temples if you are sincere to your jobs.
28: Remember the problems starts once we compare our selves with others.
29:  Money and Beauty attracts many friends but once you lose both those friends will not look at you, but real friends remain with you for ever.
30: Respecting your seniors, it does not cost any thing.
31: Never disclose your past (affairs) with your husband.
32: Always try to keep a good health by good food habits (timely food, freshly cooked food, avoid red meat daily, donot eat in a hurry, avoid tinned and preserved food stuffs)
33: Listen to music at least 15 minutes a day and relax.
34: Never drink alcohol with unknown people.
35: Remember bad habits die hard.
36: Age gracefully.
37: For simple illness, never go to a hospital instead meet your family physician.
37: Take care of your aging parents at any cost.
38: Never do a thing or go to a place which you do not enjoy.
39: Cultivate some hobby from child hood, so that it will help in your old age.
40: Money saved is money earned.
41: Learn swimming from child hood.
42: Do not copy film stars or sports person, as they are least educated.
43: Soft spoken persons are liked by every one.
44: Listen to others and speak if required.
45: Never think you know every thing.
46: For girls being physically active before pregnancy means less of CS chance.
47: Putting on weight is easy but shedding is very difficult.
48: Plant a tree and watch it grow.
49: Using a huge car in place of a small one is wastage on natural resources.
50: Say no to drugs, remember drug business is an end road.


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