30 August 2018

GALL STONES:

We put on pearls and other stones in our ornaments but no one uses our gall bladder and kidneys stones we grow inside us?They do not fetch a few rupees even?Why?Can you answer this quiz?
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Age and surgery?
A lady was waiting for her gallbladder surgery .The anesthesits had come to her cabin and asked the lady certain questions which were required before a major surgery.
---Ofcourse I am not supposed to ask a lady’s age but these are important datas.
---What is your age?
---Twentyfive
---sure?
---yes,sure.
----you see the amount of anesthesia for a 25 years and 35 varies, there might be complications!You may develop kidney problem or liver toxicity after surgery!
---Then put it at 35 years !
---Some times due to age factors we give more sedations for younger patients which may result in prolong stay in hospital and the insurance company may not pay the operation bill?
---Then make it 40 years ?
----Every year matters on the OT table, you see.Tell the correct age,madam.
----Final,put it at 45 years.
A person who can't laugh in the morning has some mental problems !

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