We put on pearls and
other stones in our ornaments but no one uses our gall bladder and kidneys
stones we grow inside us?They do not fetch a few rupees even?Why?Can you answer
this quiz?
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Age and surgery?
A lady was waiting
for her gallbladder surgery .The anesthesits had come to her cabin and asked
the lady certain questions which were required before a major surgery.
---Ofcourse I am not
supposed to ask a lady’s age but these are important datas.
---What is your age?
---Twentyfive
---sure?
---yes,sure.
----you see the
amount of anesthesia for a 25 years and 35 varies, there might be
complications!You may develop kidney problem or liver toxicity after surgery!
---Then put it at 35
years !
---Some times due to
age factors we give more sedations for younger patients which may result in
prolong stay in hospital and the insurance company may not pay the operation bill?
---Then make it 40
years ?
----Every year
matters on the OT table, you see.Tell the correct age,madam.
----Final,put it at 45
years.
A person who can't laugh in the morning has some mental problems !
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