The Great Indian Politician

When a politician in our country is exposed for corruption what he does

1. Will call a press meeting where he will deny the allegation.

2. Tells, he will file a defamation suit against people making such false allegations or go to court of law which he never does.

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1. The next day his statement comes out in the news paper. "It's all opposition’s creation and I was not in office when all this happened"

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3rd day. His statements are like these:
1. He did it for the party.
2. He is a representative of people of India.
3. He will quit politics if proved guilty in court of law ( no politician has been jailed in India till date)
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4th day.: “I will resign if high command ask me to do so”.
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5th day :1. He is given another portfolio.
2. Calls for a press conference.
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6th day:
There is a joint parliamentary committee to investigate and submit the report in 3 months. The investigations for some ostensible reason continue for one year by which time the corrupt politician joins the party that initially asked him to resign. The Union ministry is likely to collapse and fresh elections are in the air. Somehow as my countrymen forget the shoddy episode and he is elected again to become a central minister.




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