PC desined by an Indian

What would happened had an Indian designed the Personal Computer?

1. It can run on electricity and/or kerosine.

2. The hard disc would have been stored in the local BSNL office.

3.For internet , one can use it between 9am to 12 noon and 9pm to 12 midnight only.

4.The opening music will be "sarajahanse achaa".

5.The logo will be of Indira Gandhi or Rajiv Gandhi.

6.The wall papers will be of all the ministers in the cabinet. (in office).

7.for internet you have to book in advance.

8.For pornographic connections charges will be separate.

9. free internet connection for one hour on national holidays.

10.Instant opening and closing like any electric gagets.

11.All the material in hard disc will be the property of BSNL.

12.no guarantee on any parts.

13.no back up files.

14. extra charge for CD copy.

15.Users will get rebate on income tax for internet charges.

16. May need 2 or more people to operate a PC.

17. Black and white monitor for common man.

18. coloured monitors for BSNL employees, beurocrats and politicians.

19.for sound system you have to have separate system absolutely unconnected to the cpu.

20.The repair work can only done by BSNL people.

21. Govt. will have exclusive rights for change or modification of the computers.

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