WORLD HEART DAY

ବିଅର  ପେଟ ଏବଂ ପ୍ରାତଃଭ୍ରମଣ:

ଦିନକୁ ଦିନ ମଦତି ସଂଖ୍ୟା ବଢିବା  ସହିତ ପ୍ରାତଃଭ୍ରମଣକାରୀଙ୍କ ସଂଖ୍ୟା ମଧ୍ୟ ବଢିବାକୁ ଲାଗିଛି ! ତାସାଙ୍ଗକୁ ଡାକ୍ତର ଏବଂ ସରକାରଙ୍କ ରୋଜଗାରମଧ୍ୟ ବଢିବାରେ  ଲାଗିଛି !ଆମ ଘର ରାସ୍ତାରେ ଏମାନେ ଯାନ୍ତି ,କିନ୍ତୁ ମୁଁ ଦେଖୁଛି ଏମାନଙ୍କର ପେଟ ବଢିବାକୁ ଲାଗୁଛି ପଛେ କମିବାର ନାଁ ନେଉନାହିଁ !ଶୁଣିବାକୁ ପାଇଲୁ ବିଶ୍ୱସ୍ତ ସୂତ୍ରରୁଯେ ତିରିଶ ପ୍ରତିଶଦ ଝିଅପିଲା ହଷ୍ଟେଲରେ ପିଅନ୍ତି ?ତାଙ୍କ ପାଇଁ ମଦ କଂପାନୀ ଜିନରେ ମୃଦୁପାନୀୟ ମିଶାଇ ବିକୁଛି ,ଏହାର କୁଆଡେ ବହୁତ ଚାହିଦା ?ମଦପି ପାଇଁ ସବୁ ମାପ ,ପରକୀୟା ପ୍ରୀତି ତ ତାଙ୍କ ପାଇଁ ପୂଜା  ବୋନାସ ଭଳି ଆସିଯାଇଛି ! ବର୍ଷରେ ଥରେ ହୃଦୟକୁ ମନେପକାଇ ସରକାରୀ ଗେଞ୍ଜି ପିନ୍ଧି ଦୌଡିଲେ କିମ୍ବା ଚାଲିଦେଲେ  ଯଦି  ସ୍ଵାସ୍ତ୍ୟ ଭଲ ରହୁଥାଆନ୍ତା ତାହେଲେତ ହୋଇଛି? ବାଟରେ ଘାଟରେ ଆଉ ଠାକରା  ଗାଲ ଦେଖିବାକୁ ମିଳୁନାହିଁ, ବେଶୀ ଗାଲୁଆ ମୁହଁ ଓ ବୁଜୁଳା ପେଟ ! 'ଟଙ୍କାକିଆ' ଚାଉଳ ଓ 'ଆହାର' କାମ କରୁଛି ? ଗାଁଗଣ୍ଡାର  ଶିକ୍ଷକ ଏବଂ ଡାକ୍ତରଙ୍କ ବୁଜୁଳାପେଟ ଏଭିତରେ ବହୁତ ସଂଖ୍ୟାରେ ବଢ଼ିଯାଇଥିବାର ପରିଲକ୍ଷିତ ହଉଛି ?

ଆମର କହିବା କଥା ଅନ୍ୟର ସମସ୍ୟାରେ କାହିଁକି ମୁଣ୍ଡ ପୁରାଇବା?ନିଜେ ବଞ୍ଚିଲେ ବାପର ନାମ ?ସମାଜରେ ୮୦ ପ୍ରତିଶଦ ଅନ୍ୟକଥାରେ ମୁଣ୍ଡ ପୁର|ନ୍ତିନାହିଁ , ସେମାନେ ଖୁସିରେ ଥାଆନ୍ତି !

HEIGHT DOES NOT MATTER

Whole of my life I was a victim of SMS(‘Short man syndrome’5’7’’).Also known as‘Napoleon complex’ .This is a condition in which a person has to deal with a feeling of inadequacy which can come from a lack of height – or a perceived lack of height. This is particularly common in men who gain a lot of confidence and status from physicality and who often gain pleasure from being able to feel physically imposing.Those days no one told us in the class that one should be lucky to be short but not very short.The height does not matter to become famous that’s the message which should be told to students who are little short in height.In certain fields like sports and athletics tall people have certain advantages but they face lots of problem while travelling in trains, air and bus.Joint and bone fractures are frequent with tall people.Because of their height most of them are proud in nature and do not mix freely with short people.In the case of short man syndrome it may be that in the wild smaller individuals needed to make more noise and act more aggressively in order to compete for food and mates. Indeed studies have demonstrated that in the wild, smaller creatures often do attack first.Smaller dogs bark more as a self protection.

HEIGHT DOES NOT MATTER?

Napoleon Bonaparte, 5'6"

Winston Churchill, 5'6"

Benito Mussolini, 5'6"

Alexander The Great, 5'6"

Joseph Stalin, 5'5"

Vladimir Lenin,5’5’’

Vladirmir Putin,5’7’’

Narendra Modi 5'7''

Napoleon Bonaparte, 5'6"

Winston Churchill, 5'6"

James Madison, 5'4"

Mahatma Gandhi, 5'4"

Nikita Khrushchev, 5'3"

Yasser Arafat, 5'2"

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, 5'2"

Cleopatra, 5'0"

Queen Victoria, 5'0"

GRViswanath,5’3’’,

other short people who became famous in sports were,

Maradona,5’4’’,

Kalicharan,

Sachin Tendulkar5’5’’

Roy Fredrics,5’4”, and many more.

Present Hindi film stars are very short as per Hollywood standard. -Salma, Sarukh,Saifali,Kamaal Hussain and many more.They use ‘pidha’or a stool while shooting in film!

SIN ?

ଶଳା ଭେଣେଇ ଉପାଖ୍ୟାନ :

ଥରକର କଥା ଦୁହେଁ କାରରେ ଯାଉଥିଲେ !ଗୋଟାଏ ଢ଼ାବା ପାଖରେ ଗାଡ଼ିରଖିଲେ ! ଦୁହେଁ ଖାଇସାରିବାପରେ ପାଖ ଅଂଚଳର ଦୃଶ୍ୟ ଦେଖିବାପାଇଁ ଚାଲିଚାଲି ଗୋଟାଏ ନଦୀକୂଳରେ ପହୁଁଚି ଗଲେ ! ଏହିସମୟରେ ରମଣିମାନେ ନଦୀ କୂଳରେ ଗାଧଉଥିଲେ !ଏହି ଦୁହିଁଙ୍କର ଆସିବା ଜାଣିପାରିନଥିଲେ ! କିଛି ନିର୍ଭୟରେ ଲୁଗାବଦଳ କରୁଥିଲେ I ଭେଣେଇ ଆଖିବନ୍ଦ କରିଦେଲେ ଏବଂ ଗାଡ଼ିପାଖକୁ ଫେରି ଆସିଲେ ! ଶଳା କିନ୍ତୁ ପୁରା ସୁନ୍ଦର୍ଯ୍ୟ ଦୃଶ୍ୟଟିକୁ ଦେଖି ଖୁସିରେ ଫେରିଲେ ! ଭେଣେଇ ଶଳାକୁ ଗାଳିବର୍ଷି ଗଲେ , ଶଳା ଚୁପଚାପ ଶୁଣିଲେ , କିଛି କହିଲେ ନାହିଁ !

ଏହିସମୟରେ କିଛି ମୁନିଋଷି ସେହିରାସ୍ତାରେ ଯାଉଥିଲେ !

ଶଳା ଜଣେ ବୟସ୍କ ଋଷିଙ୍କୁ ପଚାରିଲେ "କିଏ ବେଶୀ ପାପୀ--ଶଳା ନା ଭେଣେଇ?"

ଉତ୍ତରଟି କଣ ଥିଲା  କୁହନ୍ତୁ ବନ୍ଧୁ ମାନେ ? ଏବଂ କାହିଁକି ?

FUEL PRICE IN INDIA AND THE PUBLIC REACTION?

CARS & PETROL PRICE:

                If you just stand at the roadside in Bhubaneswar you may find a large size car in every five cars which pass bye. We say everybody has a small family, then why this American style of large cars? Status symbol—one may presume. The money collected from the taxpayers through petrol-diesel will again come back for distribution during election time and the same “B” will be back in power? Majority of politicians are interested for themselves. Wearing white dress does not mean anything regarding corruption and character of a politician. Wearing a khaddar dress does not mean he or she is a patriotic or concerned for the common man. We the citizens are fools that part is clear for our politicians. Our system is wrong. People have realized that money is the super power in every field of life. If you have money a broad day murder may be proved as RTA! Look at the road traffic—how many small cars are there on the road? On one hand we encourage people to take loan and buy big cars and the other hand shout about pollution and fuel price?

                                                             At present system an illiterate person’s vote and a highly qualified citizen’s vote power is the same. If we can develop a system where a person who pays income  tax will carry a voting point of 5,Matriculate-3, graduates 3,postgraduates -Phd-5, and Allied service-8, for under matriculate the point would be 1(one) only. The ATM machines will function as voting machine on that day of election. You just have to introduce your ATM card, and your PAN number will be the pin for voting. The names of political party and candidate will be flashed on the screen. One can vote through from home through PC.A system has to be invented as soft ware for the voting. Others can vote at polling booth if they so like. Our judiciary, vigilance department and police force must act fast and should not be under the Government. Some say, we Indians probably got independence too early? Driving a car and driving it properly is different from driving a car without knowledge about road signs and safety? We got independence but could not run it properly for last 70years or so. Just criticizing one government and bring back more inefficient and corrupt party to power will not result in change nor any transparency. The politicians, film stars, business people, corporate house and brokers are getting richer day by day. It’s the salary disparity which is behind people’s dissatisfaction and crime. Let’s stop shouting about petrol price and diesel and buy a small car or two wheelers. It’s good that the fuel price has gone up. People have money hence they ride cars, let them pay a price for luxury. I have one question for the new generation—they are happy with the court’s green signal for unnatural sex extramarital affairs, and living together but they should also come out of their comfort zone and start a revolution to outstate the corruption, from every field of life. It’s their parents who paid their black money in crores to get their substandard sons or daughters in different educational institutes. The corruption begins at home not in assembly?

Sanjoy Kumar Satpathy,

Senior Citizen stays at Bhubaneswar.

WRIST WATCH

WRIST WATCH:           

                                     Last week when Samoy was waiting for the train at Bhubaneswar platform, he was probably the only person who was wearing a wrist watch. No one asked him the time as there was no need for it, with huge digital time piece in the railway station. There was time when time experts were there in different villages to tell you the time. In small towns the bell from Treasury, Jails or Church used to tell us the time. Now you find watches every where even in burning Ghats and temples! Few old people were there who would tell you the time just by looking at their internal clock or the sky, not any more. People are very conscious of time but are not punctual in India! No one looks at your wrist watch; neither asks you the time or the price. Samoy thought people need two more supporting gadget in their mobile—one revolver and a siren system for emergency? Most of Samoy’s wrist watches have stopped due to exhausted battery. Use and throw type of nice wrist watches are available for fifty to hundred rupees, why to purchase a battery for 65 rupees? The shopkeeper would ask original or duplicate? Most of us know that both are same but to show our status we go for the original. Now a day’s thieves have stopped snatching wrist watches? Giving a wrist watch as gift is a total wastage. Earlier days a wrist watch was in the demand list of the bridegroom but it’s replaced with a smart phone! Venders and some old people at times ask you time if they see you wearing a wrist watch, which leads to good conversations. Now even a dead man wears a wrist watch!

                                    To some people, watches are simply antiquated accessories that told us the time before our iPhones took over. Samoy had his first Anglo Swiss wrist watch from a shop in Calcutta at the age of 19 years when he entered a medical college. That was a mechanical watch still in working condition even after 53 years. At the twilight of his life, Samoy still has the old habit of putting a pen in his chest pocket and wearing a wrist watch before he steps out of his house.

Watches always have been stylish and will be. A lot of famous people had worn them through history. Watches are a timeless and classic accessory that quickly improves any man’s appearance. Where will things wind up? Only time will tell. For now at least, it's clear that the wristwatch industry can take a licking and keep on ticking. For ‘today’ time has no value as a strike has been called in India by the opposition parties, no looking at your watch—relax.

Sanjoy Kumar Satpathy, Bhubaneswar.

AUTO MODE HOSPITALS OF ODISHA

AUTO MODE HOSPITALS:

We have auto mode in aeroplanes, auto drive in cars, auto inverters and many auto systems in our modern life. Recently some state government in India has opened up half a dozen of medical college hospitals just before the next year general election. Probably keeping autonomous run medical college in mind they will run without doctors and teaching staffs, all through auto and Wi-Fi mode? As such more than sixty percent of educated patient treat themselves through Google doctors before getting in to a medical college or hospitals. As per the information from the MLAs there are 3800 doctor posts are vacant in one state but the energetic CM has opened a medical college every other day but himself fly to Delhi or foreign land for cough or cold. Some say the people of the state are lazy and their life depends on freebies supplied by the state government !We do not know whether those recently opened medical college will continue or put on auto mode? You are the best judge.(A week end satire)

BABY SITTERS

During the month of July--August and September many Indian parents go to UK or USA as baby sitters.Surprisingly during this period the dollar becomes very costly.We do not know this is coincidental or man made or by chance.I know fifty families who are now out of India and getting bored every minute but can not express their boredom to any one, as there is no society in USA.If at all its there, its all with a purpose.Once the weather gets colder those few retired senior citizens will come back to India with a fresh pair of Nike and say "India is best" but again they will go to USA or Singapore to pass their time subsequent year.Now a days there is no one to listen to one's foreign trips because its so common amongst middle class families.Due to this foreign trips in Mind many Indians prefer apartments !

IMPACT OF DOLLAR AND PETROL ON COMMON MAN?

IMPACT OF DOLLAR AND PETROL ON COMMON MAN?(INDIA)

Every day news paper headlines deal with rain, flood—bridge collapse and dollar price! The price of PetrolRs: 75/- Dollar Rs: 100/. My family use public transport and Indian goods .We do not find our monthly expenditure to have sky rocketed in last one year or so. A senior citizen railway ticket in an express train for 200 kilometers remains the same for last ten years! A kg of rice was Rs:28/- now also it’s the same, Good brand Packeted Atta two kg Rs:60/-, no change, sugar-salt—suji—besan,oils price are the same no change even our ministers and press headlines  comment-- petrol and dollar would touch hundred !Vegetables price everywhere in Odisha, is reasonable in spite of the incessant rain. Friends be frank-tell me really the petrol price and the dollar has any impact on your family life? Unless you have fifty cars or import export business? Every one of us know why the petrol price is high and how much state and central government get from tax from one liter but like ostrich we hide our head inside our news papers. There is a limit to criticism be it NDA or UPA! Let’s be frank and accept the truth! Most of the FB members have sons or son in-laws in foreign land and they are very happy when dollar price goes up. The problem of India is inside not outside.

HERBAL TEA

ନୂଆ ପ୍ରକାରର ଚାଇ (ହର୍ବଲ ଟି )

ସଫା ପାଣିଗରମ କର ତିନି(୩) କାପ+ଫୁଟିଲାପରେ ଭୃଷୁଙ୍ଗା ପତ୍ର ୮ଟା +ସବୁଜ ଲୋମନ ଗ୍ରାସ ଅଳ୍ପ  +ଅଳ୍ପ ଚାପତ୍ର(ଲିଫ)  ଫୁଟାନ୍ତୁ = ଦୁଇ(୨) କାପ ହୋଇଗଲା ପରେ ଛାଣି ଅଳ୍ପ ଚିନି ମିଶାଇ ଓ ଲେମ୍ବୁ ରସ ଦୁଇ ଟୋପା ପକାଇ ପିଅ ଦେଖ କଣ ହଉଚି ?ନିଜପାଇଁ କପେ ଓ ସ୍ତ୍ରୀପାଇଁ କପେ ?

୧. ଚେହେରା ଫୁଟି ଉଠିବ

୨.ଓଜନ କମିବ

୩. ଗଣ୍ଠି ବ୍ୟଥା କମିବ

୪.ଝାଡା ସଫାହବ

୫. ତାଜା  ଲାଗିବ

୬.ଚୁଳ କଳାରହିବ

୭.କୋଲେଏଷ୍ଟେରୋଲ କମିବ

ହାତରୁ  ପଇସା ପଡୁନି ଚେଷ୍ଟା କରନ୍ତୁ ?

MOTIVE

Behind every move there is a hidden agenda—accept it or not.This is the truth !